Locomotive Darlington                     FC Blades
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29  4  n     GK Michael Cooper            26  6  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        24  6  n     SW Micky Cooper              11 10  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24  6  n     DF Harrison Burrows          10  6  n
DF Sam Copperkettle          18  6  n     DF John Egan                  9 10  n
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   14 10  n     DF Sai Sachdev                9 10  n
MF Pip Cogsworth             28 10  n     DF Sam McCallum               7 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             19  7  n     MF Paul Staincliffe           6 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           28  6  n     MF Sander Berge               3 10  n
FW Winch Blastdoors          27  4  n     MF Gus hamer                  3 10  n
FW Jamie Tartt               22  9  n     WG Jesurun Rak-Sakyi         10  6  n
FW Falstad Wildhammer        21  6  n     FW Oli Arblaster             21  9  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Blades will play a 5-3-2 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 3: Michael Cooper rushes out to block Brick Rolling's (LD) route to goal...
        ...but Brick Rolling drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Harrison Burrows covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...and Michael Cooper scrambles to it.
Min 4: Hands Crystal Andersson and Falstad Wildhammer weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Norwegian scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Sheffield defense and lifts a classy finish over Michael Cooper and over the bar too!
Min 7: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) and Falstad Wildhammer break for Darlington...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer looks to have found space into which to recieve Trunk Chiseljaw's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Harrison Burrows (FCB) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 9: Trunk Chiseljaw %OffAbb loops a ball over the top for Winch Blastdoors...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 11: Falstad Wildhammer is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Michael Cooper.
Min 11: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Oli Arblaster's (FCB) ball into the box is cut out by Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD).
Min 21: Winch Blastdoors (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Michael Cooper!
Min 23: Cheeky back heel from Trunk Chiseljaw to release Falstad Wildhammer in the box...
        ...but the Norwegian is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 25: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Pip Cogsworth ...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but it flies just inches over the bar!
Min 28: Winch Blastdoors (LD) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...luckily for Sheffield Michael Cooper is in the right spot to make the save.
Min 29: Darlington break quickly with Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...he only has Michael Cooper to beat...
        ...great save by Michael Cooper but the ball falls to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...whose shot is smothered by the recovering Michael Cooper.
Min 30: Winch Blastdoors (LD) passes a great ball to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Blades keeper Michael Cooper...
        ...and who else but Winch Blastdoors is there to slot it in...
        ...all too easy...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - FCB 0
Min 32: Pip Cogsworth  slides the ball under Michael Cooper...
        ...and into the right-hand corner of the net  GOAL!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - FCB 0
Min 33: Harrison Burrows gets overlapped by Jamie Tartt (LD)...
        ...who threads it to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who slips it into the back of the net! GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Josh Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - FCB 0
Min 33: LD now playing Stall
Min 40: Sam McCallum (FCB) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 41: The Ref pulls Harrison Burrows (FCB) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 43: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) collects the ball from Pip Cogsworth  on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Michael Cooper for a big save!


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 3 - Sheffield 0

Min 47: The Ref pulls Paul Staincliffe (FCB) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 52: Jesurun Rak-Sakyi (FCB) nods the ball down for Oli Arblaster on the edge of the box...
        ...Oli Arblaster takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm rushes of his line...
        ...Oli Arblaster gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD)!
Min 53: The ball lands at the feet of Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Michael Cooper does well to position himself and collect.
Min 54: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but Michael Cooper is there to make the save!
Min 56: Lovely chip from Falstad Wildhammer (LD)...
        ...Winch Blastdoors was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Michael Cooper.
Min 60: Clank Driveshaft on for Morose Stronginthearm(GK)...
        ...Clank Driveshaft will play GK.
Min 60: Goldie Underhill-Bottom on for Winch Blastdoors(FW)...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom will play FW.
Min 60: Edward Edwardsson on for Falstad Wildhammer(FW)...
        ...Edward Edwardsson will play FW.
Min 65: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by John Egan (FCB).
Min 65: Sai Sachdev (FCB) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 72: Jesurun Rak-Sakyi almost penetrates Rockets's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Samarth Nightstone would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 74: The Ref pulls Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 76: The ball breaks from a Harrison Burrows tackle and lands in the path of Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Michael Cooper palms Goldie Underhill-Bottom's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Michael Cooper falls on it.
Min 78: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Sai Sachdev (FCB) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 80: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Goldie Underhill-Bottom...
        ...and the New Zealander knocks it straight at Michael Cooper who calmly collects it.
Min 86: A superb strike from Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...and into the bottom left-hand corner GOAL!...
        ...Josh Fitzgerald suggests to Michael Cooper that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - FCB 0
Min 90: The Blades sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Trunk Chiseljaw's (LD) ball into the box is cut out by Micky Cooper (FCB).


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 4 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29 29 29 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
GK Clank Driveshaft          20 20 20  9  8  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        24 24 24 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sam Copperkettle          18 18 18 14  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24 24 24 19  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   14 14 14 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Pip Cogsworth             28 28 28 25  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
MF Brick Rolling             19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  1  4 60  7
FW Falstad Wildhammer        21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  0  4 60  6
FW Jamie Tartt               22 22 22 22  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  2  5 90  8
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   10 10 10 10  8  n  0  0  0  2 30  6
FW Edward Edwardsson         21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

FC Blades
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Michael Cooper            26 26 26 11  0  n  0 11  0  0 90  7
SW Micky Cooper              11  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Sai Sachdev                9  9  9  7  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Sam McCallum               7  5  5  4  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF John Egan                  9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Harrison Burrows          10 10 10  8  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
MF Gus hamer                  3  3  3  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Sander Berge               3  3  3  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Paul Staincliffe           6  6  6  5  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
WG Jesurun Rak-Sakyi         10 10 10  9  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Oli Arblaster             21 21 21 21  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD FCB
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target   15   0
Shots             17   0
Saves              0  11
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   4
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      61  34
Revenue           93  93

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  52.00 122.01 178.51 
  1  FCB  S  21.50  73.70  43.20 
  2   LD  L  43.20 122.01 187.30 
 34   LD  S  43.20 153.51 133.05 
 61   LD  S  43.20 153.51 120.05 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Morose Stronginthearm (LD) played 60 minutes and earned a CP.