Locomotive Darlington                     Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Berronar Truesilver       28  8  n     GK Hands Save                26  6  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        18  6  n     SW Clearing Up                7  6  n
DF Khal Khalundurrin         28 10  n     DF Tack Ull                  28  4  n
DF Wee Mad Arthur            26  6  n     DF Jakov Alltrades           23  6  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18  9  n     DF Nigel Mansell             18  4  n
MF Brick Rolling             24  6  n     DF Candida Auris             13  9  n
MF Gabriel Medina            10 10  n     MF Youz Full                 27  6  n
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         30  6  n     MF Break Thalines            26  8  n
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28  6  n     MF Paz It                    12 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           25  6  n     WG Rapid Jim                 24  6  n
FW Rob Anybody               20  7  n     FW Epic Stan-Lee             30  6  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Bulldogs will play a 5-3-2 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Bennett (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 1: Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) finds space on the left...
        ...he skirts the edge of the box...
        ...and hits a right foot shot...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw sticks a leg out and deflects the ball past Hands Save...
        ...who had already started to dive the other way. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - SFR 0
Min 7: Brick Rolling (LD) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Scotsman striker Rob Anybody...
        ...whose finish is saved by Hands Save.
Min 12: Jakov Alltrades (SFR) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Tack Ull in midfield...
        ...Jakov Alltrades continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Tack Ull...
        ...Jakov Alltrades knocks it on goal but Berronar Truesilver is there to make an incredible save!
Min 13: Brick Rolling (LD) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Thorgrim Grudgebearer in midfield...
        ...Brick Rolling continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Thorgrim Grudgebearer...
        ...Brick Rolling rounds Hands Save and slots the ball home. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - SFR 0
Min 13: Clearing Up (SFR) booked for a questionable foul on Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...its clear who the home team is today.
Min 20: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Hands Save is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?
Min 21: Bulldogs build down the left...
        ...Break Thalines sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Tack Ull beats Khal Khalundurrin to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer past Berronar Truesilver but wide of the net.
Min 25: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Hands Save doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Rob Anybody rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Hands Save who stayed on his line.
Min 37: Wee Mad Arthur's (LD) superb ball...
        ...is headed home by an umarked Trunk Chiseljaw from six yards out. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Dan Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - SFR 0
Min 40: Jakov Alltrades's appalling clearance goes right to Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who heads it home from six yards. GOAL!...
        ...Dan Fitzgerald suggests to Hands Save that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - SFR 0
Min 44: Rob Anybody (LD) finds Lacomus Notadwarf steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Jakov Alltrades (SFR) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 45: Winch Blastdoors on for Rob Anybody(FW)...
        ...Winch Blastdoors will play FW.
Min 45: Kin Ard on for Tack Ull(DF)...
        ...Kin Ard will play MF.
Min 45: Pley Mayker on for Youz Full(MF)...
        ...Pley Mayker will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 4 - Sheffield 0

Min 48: Darlington break quickly with Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...he only has Hands Save to beat...
        ...great save by Hands Save but the ball falls to Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - SFR 0
Min 50: Rapid Jim (SFR) finds Pley Mayker steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Khal Khalundurrin (LD) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 66: Superb sliding block by Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) denies Break Thalines a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Kin Ard in the Darlington box.
Min 70: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Khal Khalundurrin...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but Hands Save is there to make the save!
Min 82: Brilliant play by Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Kin Ard...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Berronar Truesilver.
Min 85: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) finds Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...but he hesitates and Jakov Alltrades (SFR) is able to make the tackle.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 5 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Berronar Truesilver       28 28 28 12  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  7
SW Samarth Nightstone        18 18 18 14  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Wee Mad Arthur            26 26 26 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18 18 18 14  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Khal Khalundurrin         28 28 28 22  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina            10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             24 24 24 21  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         30 30 30 30  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           25 25 25 25  0  n  0  0  3  3 90  8
FW Rob Anybody               20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  0  2 45  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          19 19 19 19  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Hands Save                26 26 26 11  0  n  4  3  0  0 90  5
SW Clearing Up                7  7  7  4  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Candida Auris             13 13 13 10  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Nigel Mansell             18 18 18 14 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Tack Ull                  28 28 28 22  1  n  0  0  0  1 45  5
DF Jakov Alltrades           23 23 23 23  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Break Thalines            26 26 26 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Youz Full                 27 27 27 27  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Paz It                    12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Kin Ard                   27 21 21 21  1  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Pley Mayker               23 23 23 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Rapid Jim                 24 24 24 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Epic Stan-Lee             30 30 30 30  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD SFR
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    8   2
Shots              8   3
Saves              2   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      69  62
Revenue          118 118

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  54.00 128.15 184.90 
  1  SFR  N  48.00 139.86 146.51 
 46   LD  L  54.00 128.15 183.65 
 46  SFR  N  34.00 120.36 152.26 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Berronar Truesilver (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Hands Save (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Jakov Alltrades (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Pley Mayker (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Kin Ard (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Tack Ull (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.