The New Saints                            Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Nathan Shepherd           25 10  n     GK Morose Stronginthearm     14 10  n
SW Joshua Daniels            31  4  n     SW Samarth Nightstone        21  8  n
DF Daniel Williams           31  3  n     DF Wee Mad Arthur            28  8  n
DF Jordan Marshall           23  3  n     DF Daft Wullie               19  8  n
DF Jack Bodenham             18  5  n     DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16  6  n
MF Ben Clark                 29  6  n     MF Brick Rolling             25  8  n
MF Adam Wilson               20 10  n     MF Grog Strongjaw            20  6  n
MF Edgar Davids              18  6  n     FW Lacomus Notadwarf         34  8  n
MF Kamil Conteh              15 10  n     FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31  5  n
FW Ben Wilson                24  7  n     FW Trunk Chiseljaw           28  8  n
FW Aramide Oteh              20  4  n     FW Rob Anybody               20  9  n

Min 0: Cardiff opens up with a 4-4-2 O while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 4: Here's a chance for Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)...
        ...his powerful drive flies into the bottom right-hand corner of Nathan Shepherd's net. GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: TNS 0 - LD 1
Min 8: Brilliant play by Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Cuzn Knuckleduster...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Nathan Shepherd.
Min 9: Brilliant play by Aramide Oteh (TNS) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Jordan Marshall...
        ...who tries to strike it but clumsily knocks it out of play.
Min 14: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Nathan Shepherd...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: TNS 0 - LD 2
Min 26: Terrible Rockets defending as Wee Mad Arthur gave it away to Aramide Oteh (TNS)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...but it came back to Kamil Conteh and his shot took a deflection over the bar.
Min 38: Terrible Saints defending as Jack Bodenham gives it away to Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Nathan Shepherd...
        ...but it came back to Trunk Chiseljaw and his shot took a deflection on its way in. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Rob Lye is furious...
        ...score now: TNS 0 - LD 3
Min 43: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Daniel Williams (TNS) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 45: Dominic Corness on for Joshua Daniels(SW)...
        ...Dominic Corness will play DF.
Min 45: Sion Bradley on for Daniel Williams(DF)...
        ...Sion Bradley will play DF.
Min 45: Jack Nadin on for Ben Clark(MF)...
        ...Jack Nadin will play MF.
Min 45: Winch Blastdoors on for Clangeddin Silverbeard(FW)...
        ...Winch Blastdoors will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Cardiff 0 - Darlington 3

Min 48: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Dominic Corness (TNS).
Min 52: Rob Anybody (LD) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Lacomus Notadwarf in midfield...
        ...Rob Anybody continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...Rob Anybody knocks it on goal but Nathan Shepherd is there to make an incredible save!
Min 54: Here comes Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)...
        ...getting onto Trunk Chiseljaw's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Nathan Shepherd who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 55: Aramide Oteh's (TNS) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Wee Mad Arthur (LD)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 67: Adam Wilson (TNS) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 77: Sion Bradley heads away...
        ...Winch Blastdoors (LD) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Cuzn Knuckleduster drills it on goal but its saved by Nathan Shepherd.
Min 82: Sion Bradley's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Saints man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 83: Wee Mad Arthur (LD) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Welshman keeper...
        ...finds Brick Rolling busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...and misses the right post by inches!
Min 85: Terrible Rockets defending as Wee Mad Arthur gave it away to Jordan Marshall (TNS)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...but it came back to Adam Wilson who shoots and Morose Stronginthearm fists it away!


FINAL SCORE: Cardiff 0 - Darlington 3


Man Of The Match: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)

The New Saints
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Nathan Shepherd           25 25 25 11  4  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
SW Joshua Daniels            31 31 31 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Daniel Williams           31 31 31 24  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Jordan Marshall           23 23 23 18 -3  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
DF Jack Bodenham             18 18 18 14 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Dominic Corness           25 25 25 20 -1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Sion Bradley              13 13 13 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Ben Clark                 29 29 29 26  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Kamil Conteh              15 15 15 13  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Adam Wilson               20 20 20 18  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
MF Edgar Davids              18 18 18 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jack Nadin                19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Ben Wilson                24 24 24 24  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Aramide Oteh              20 20 20 20 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     14 14 14  6  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        21 21 21 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16 16 16 12  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Daft Wullie               19 19 19 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Wee Mad Arthur            28 28 28 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Grog Strongjaw            20 20 20 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             25 25 25 22  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         34 34 34 34  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31 31 31 31  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Rob Anybody               20 20 20 20  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          23 23 23 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       TNS  LD
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Halftime           0   3
Fulltime           0   3
Shots On Target    1   7
Shots              3   8
Saves              4   1
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      53  64
Revenue           96  96

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  TNS  O  59.25 200.32 129.57 
  1   LD  L  52.50 111.87 200.62 
 46  TNS  O  47.40 153.32 114.62 
 46   LD  L  52.50 111.87 190.62 

 Trainer's Report
TNS paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Ben Clark (TNS) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Jordan Marshall (TNS) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Brick Rolling (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.