Locomotive Darlington                     Orchard Park Thistle
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Berronar Truesilver       31  6  n     GK Pete T Jakey              26 10  n
DF Wee Mad Arthur            28 10  n     DF Jack Jarvis Esq           29  9  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     21  7  n     DF Gordon Chree              19  9  n
DF Daft Wullie               19 10  n     DF Major Caledonia           19  7  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16  8  n     DF Victor                    13 10  n
DF Zub Darklamp              14 10  n     DF Back Phil                  7 10  n
MF Grog Strongjaw            20  8  n     MF Charlie McAlpine          29  8  n
MF Gabriel Medina            13  8  n     MF Eric Jones Snr            24  7  n
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31  7  n     WG Fitzy                     19 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27  7  n     WG Stacey                    14 10  n
FW Winch Blastdoors          23  7  n     FW Ben McPherson              9 10  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 5-2-3 L while the Cidermen will play a 5-2-3 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 2: The ball is hooked on towards Eric Jones Snr (OPT)...
        ...who takes on Thorgrim Grudgebearer on the edge of the area...
        ...Thorgrim Grudgebearer  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 7: Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 15: Ben McPherson (OPT) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Daft Wullie (LD).
Min 26: Trunk Chiseljaw weaves his way through the Orchard Park defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Pete T Jakey!?
Min 30: Joe Douglass on for Charlie McAlpine(MF)...
        ...Joe Douglass will play MF.
Min 36: Ben McPherson (OPT) and Fitzy break for Orchard Park...
        ...Fitzy looks to have found space into which to recieve Ben McPherson's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 41: Winch Blastdoors shoots ........... he scores!GOAL!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - OPT 0
Min 45: Grog Strongjaw (LD) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Orchard Park defense to Winch Blastdoors...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Pete T Jakey rushes off his line and Winch Blastdoors slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - OPT 0
Min 45: Rob Anybody on for Trunk Chiseljaw(FW)...
        ...Rob Anybody will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 2 - Orchard Park 0

Min 47: Stacey (OPT) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Wee Mad Arthur (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 47: The Ref pulls Gordon Chree (OPT) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 48: Winch Blastdoors (LD) does well on the left and crosses towards Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...the Swede meets it with a neat header...
        ...past Pete T Jakey and into the net GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Colin Scott is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - OPT 0
Min 56: Darlington break quickly with Winch Blastdoors...
        ...he only has Pete T Jakey to beat...
        ...great save by Pete T Jakey but the ball falls to Grog Strongjaw...
        ...who kicks it right back at Pete T Jakey...
        ...Orchard Park were incredibly lucky there.
Min 69: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Winch Blastdoors takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Pete T Jakey is there to handle the danger.
Min 70: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) puts in a cross...
        ...but Major Caledonia (OPT) clears with ease.
Min 76: Darlington break quickly with Rob Anybody...
        ...he only has Pete T Jakey to beat...
        ...great save by Pete T Jakey but the ball falls to Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Pete T Jakey that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - OPT 0
Min 85: Stacey (OPT) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Daft Wullie (LD) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 4 - Orchard Park 0


Man Of The Match: Winch Blastdoors (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Berronar Truesilver       31 31 31 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16 16 16 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Daft Wullie               19 19 19 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Wee Mad Arthur            28 28 28 22  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     21 21 21 16  1  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Zub Darklamp              14 14 14 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Grog Strongjaw            20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina            13 13 13 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          23 23 23 23  1  n  0  0  2  3 90  7
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31 31 31 31  1  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27 27 27 27  4  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW Rob Anybody               20 20 20 20  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Pete T Jakey              26 26 26 11  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
DF Jack Jarvis Esq           29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Gordon Chree              19 19 19 15  3  n  4  0  0  0 90  0
DF Major Caledonia           19 19 19 15  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Victor                    13  7  7 13  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Back Phil                  7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Charlie McAlpine          29 23 23 29  6  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Eric Jones Snr            24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Joe Douglass              23 23 23 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
WG Stacey                    14 14 14 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Fitzy                     19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ben McPherson              9  9  9  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD OPT
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    7   0
Shots              7   0
Saves              0   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      56  47
Revenue          112 112

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  58.80 133.95 156.80 
  1  OPT  S  48.60 153.95  68.85 
 46   LD  L  58.80 133.95 148.05 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Stacey (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Gordon Chree (OPT) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).