Locomotive Darlington                     Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29  6  n     GK Stressed Eric             34  8  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        28  6  n     SW Mam Tor                   16  8  n
DF Zub Darklamp              25  7  n     DF Candida Auris             29  8  n
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24  8  n     DF Nigel Mansell             27  8  n
DF Glod Glodsson             23  8  n     DF Fu Ji                     24  5  n
MF Tac Grumbleboots          18  6  n     MF Ingle Bre                 29  8  n
MF Belegar Ironhammer        18 10  n     MF Ken Cgchenjunga           25  5  n
FW Falstad Wildhammer        29  6  n     WG Rapid Jim                 29  8  n
FW Edward Edwardsson         26  8  n     WG Bo Nuss                   16  6  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           24  5  n     FW Ever Rest                 35  5  n
FW Blackboard Monitor        23 10  n     FW Epic Stan-Lee             29  8  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Bulldogs will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 8: The ball is hooked on towards Ingle Bre (SFR)...
        ...who takes on Hands Crystal Andersson on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Rapid Jim...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot into the net  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Bulldogs...
        ...score now: LD 0 - SFR 1
Min 10: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Rapid Jim's (SFR) ball into the box is cut out by Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD).
Min 16: Trunk Chiseljaw volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Stressed Eric gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...but his touch causes it to drift out of danger.
Min 21: Rapid Jim (SFR) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Glod Glodsson (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 22: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Edward Edwardsson peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Stressed Eric.
Min 24: Zub Darklamp (LD) swings a ball in to the Sheffield box...
        ...but the presence of Fu Ji (SFR) means it is easily cleared.
Min 38: Great tackle by Candida Auris (SFR)...
        ...to prevent Edward Edwardsson (LD) from latching onto Zub Darklamp's pass. 
Min 38: Ingle Bre (SFR) sidesteps to make space for himself...
        ...before unleashing an effort from 25 yards...
        ...which Morose Stronginthearm is able to keep out on the stretch and then grasps.
Min 39: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Blackboard Monitor heads in from close range...
        ...but Stressed Eric was there to save that one.
Min 42: Ever Rest and Epic Stan-Lee weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the American scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Darlington defense and lifts a classy ball high but Morose Stronginthearm gets a hand to it!
Min 45: Goldie Underhill-Bottom on for Trunk Chiseljaw(FW)...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom will play FW.
Min 45: Acinetobacter baumannii on for Ever Rest(FW)...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii will play FW.
Min 45: Side Show on for Ken Cgchenjunga(MF)...
        ...Side Show will play MF.
Min 45: Break Thalines on for Fu Ji(DF)...
        ...Break Thalines will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 0 - Sheffield 1

Min 46: Side Show (SFR) crosses from the right...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii heads downwards and in. GOAL!...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 0 - SFR 2
Min 49: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Mam Tor (SFR).
Min 51: The ball lands at the feet of Falstad Wildhammer (LD) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Stressed Eric does well to position himself and collect.
Min 55: Glod Glodsson's (LD) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Candida Auris (SFR)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Stressed Eric.
Min 55: Side Show (SFR) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...luckily for Darlington Morose Stronginthearm is in the right spot to make the save.
Min 60: That tackle was like a Red Rag to A Bull...
        ...the ref reaches into his pocket & a red haze descends over Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD)...
        ...its a long walk to the dressing room when everyone is jeering you!
Min 64: Sheffield gives the ball away and Blackboard Monitor gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Stressed Eric.
Min 67: Morose Stronginthearm rushes out to block Bo Nuss's (SFR) route to goal...
        ...but Bo Nuss drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Hands Crystal Andersson covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm scrambles to it.
Min 68: Darlington break quickly with Edward Edwardsson...
        ...he only has Stressed Eric to beat...
        ...great save by Stressed Eric but the ball falls to Blackboard Monitor...
        ...who kicks it right back at Stressed Eric...
        ...Sheffield were incredibly lucky there.
Min 68: Bo Nuss's (SFR) superb ball...
        ...is headed home by an umarked Acinetobacter baumannii from six yards out. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; Coach Roy Rolsten is furious...
        ...score now: LD 0 - SFR 3
Min 78: Edward Edwardsson (LD) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Blackboard Monitor in midfield...
        ...Edward Edwardsson continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Blackboard Monitor...
        ...Edward Edwardsson knocks it on goal but Stressed Eric is there to make an incredible save!
Min 79: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Norwegian keeper...
        ...finds Break Thalines busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Morose Stronginthearm!
Min 80: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Side Show (SFR)...
        ...but the impressive Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) is able to get the ball back to Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 81: Side Show (SFR) finds Epic Stan-Lee steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 83: Lovely chip from Edward Edwardsson (LD)...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Stressed Eric.
Min 88: Blackboard Monitor (LD) nods the ball down for Goldie Underhill-Bottom on the edge of the box...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Stressed Eric rushes of his line...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Candida Auris (SFR)!
Min 88: Rapid Jim (SFR) passes a great ball to Ingle Bre...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Rockets keeper Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...and who else but Rapid Jim is there to slot it in...
        ...all too easy...
        ...Roy Rolsten suggests to Morose Stronginthearm that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 0 - SFR 4
Min 89: Edward Edwardsson (LD) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Mam Tor (SFR) is there to clear with his head.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 0 - Sheffield 4


Man Of The Match: Stressed Eric (SFR)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29 29 29 13  0  n  0  5  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        28 28 28 22  2  n 10  0  0  0 60  5
DF Zub Darklamp              25 25 25 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Glod Glodsson             23 23 23 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Belegar Ironhammer        18 18 18 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Tac Grumbleboots          18 18 18 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Falstad Wildhammer        29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           24 24 24 24  2  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW Blackboard Monitor        23 23 23 23  4  n  0  0  0  3 90  6
FW Edward Edwardsson         26 26 26 26  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   22 22 22 22  1  n  0  0  0  1 45  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             34 34 34 15  2  n  0  8  0  0 90  9
SW Mam Tor                   16 16 16 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Nigel Mansell             27 27 27 21  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           25 25 25 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Ingle Bre                 29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Break Thalines            12 12 12 10  7  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Side Show                 28 28 28 25  1  n  0  0  0  2 45  6
WG Bo Nuss                   16 16 16 14  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Rapid Jim                 29 29 29 26  2  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Epic Stan-Lee             29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Ever Rest                 35 35 35 35  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31 31 31 31  2  n  0  0  2  2 45  7

Statistics        LD SFR
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Halftime           0   1
Fulltime           0   4
Shots On Target    8   9
Shots              8   9
Saves              5   8
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      59  63
Revenue          113 113

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  60.00 136.94 184.44 
  1  SFR  N  56.00 147.13 205.88 
 46   LD  L  60.00 136.94 181.94 
 46  SFR  N  44.00 130.63 207.13 
 61   LD  L  43.20 108.94 176.34 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Ingle Bre (SFR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Blackboard Monitor (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Morose Stronginthearm (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Nigel Mansell (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Side Show (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Break Thalines (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) was sent off today, and now has 18 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).