BIG is Beautiful                          Orchard Park Thistle
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Tommy Olsson              29  9  n     GK Pete T Jakey              15 10  n
DF Brian Koning              29  6  n     DF Gordon Chree              29 10  n
DF Ultraman                  28  9  n     DF Jack Jarvis Esq           26  8  n
DF Mokele-Mbembe             28 10  n     DF Angus Napier              26  8  n
DF Alexander Alex            24  6  n     DF Hughie Casey              15  8  n
MF Tom Keenan                33 10  n     DF Willie Reid               11 10  n
MF José Claramunt           25  6  n     MF Phil Johnston             18 10  n
WG Glenn Manning             32  7  n     MF Ben Stanway               17  9  n
WG Tieme Bikeros             20  7  n     WG Stacey                    29  9  n
FW Mechagodzilla             32 10  n     WG Fitzy                     24  7  n
FW Logi                      26 10  n     FW Charlie McAlpine          26  8  n

Min 0: Micronesia opens up with a 4-2-4 C while the Cidermen will play a 5-2-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Calum Murray (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 0: Colin Scott (OPT) - This is a BIG challenge 
Min 0: Colin Scott (OPT) - I see that the new BIB has inherited the old BIB series.
Min 2: Angus Napier hits a short back-pass...
        ...and José Claramunt (BIB) latches on...
        ...but he can't beat an alert Pete T Jakey.
Min 7: Glenn Manning breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Logi on the attack down the right...
        ...the Icelander cuts inside, evades Angus Napier's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Pete T Jakey and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Eduard Habermann's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: BIB 1 - OPT 0
Min 14: Here it is...Gordon Chree (OPT) flicks on into the path of Phil Johnston...
        ...who spins away from Alexander Alex...
        ...to lob over the advancing Tommy Olsson but wide of the net.
Min 15: Mechagodzilla (BIB) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Glenn Manning takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Pete T Jakey is there to handle the danger.
Min 19: Glenn Manning (BIB) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it into Mokele-Mbembe...
        ...whose shot elevates over the goal.
Min 21: Micronesia break quickly with Logi...
        ...he only has Pete T Jakey to beat...
        ...great save by Pete T Jakey but the ball falls to Ultraman...
        ...who kicks it right back at Pete T Jakey...
        ...Orchard Park were incredibly lucky there.
Min 22: José Claramunt (BIB) looking a couple of yards offside...
        ...picks it up just outside the box and calmy scores.  GOAL!...
        ...Micronesia are looking strong now...
        ...score now: BIB 2 - OPT 0
Min 25: Brian Koning (BIB) and Tieme Bikeros break for Micronesia...
        ...Tieme Bikeros looks to have found space into which to recieve Brian Koning's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Angus Napier (OPT) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 26: The Ref pulls Tommy Olsson (BIB) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 29: Tieme Bikeros (BIB) finds space on the left...
        ...he skirts the edge of the box...
        ...and hits a right foot shot...
        ...Logi sticks a leg out and deflects the ball past Pete T Jakey...
        ...who had already started to dive the other way. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Micronesia; Coach Colin Scott is furious...
        ...score now: BIB 3 - OPT 0
Min 29: (OPT) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Charlie McAlpine looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Tommy Olsson looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Micronesia defence were all over the place.
Min 30: Charlie McAlpine almost penetrates Big Bauuties's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Ultraman would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 32: Now the ball comes to Charlie McAlpine (OPT)...
        ...Gordon Chree has space on the left and Charlie McAlpine tries to play him in...
        ...only for Alexander Alex (BIB) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 36: Gordon Chree (OPT) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Jack Jarvis Esq with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Tommy Olsson.
Min 40: Now the ball comes to Glenn Manning (BIB)...
        ...Ultraman has space on the left and Glenn Manning tries to play him in...
        ...only for Willie Reid (OPT) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 42: The ball comes in to the area from Mechagodzilla...
        ...he rattles it off Pete T Jakey...
        ...Glenn Manning (BIB) pauses and shoots but Pete T Jakey recovers to make the save.
Min 45: Stacey (OPT) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Charlie McAlpine heads in from close range...
        ...but Tommy Olsson was there to save that one.
Min 45: Captain Scotland on for Stacey(WG)...
        ...Captain Scotland will play WG.
Min 45: Colonel Alba on for Charlie McAlpine(FW)...
        ...Colonel Alba will play FW.
Min 45: BIB now playing Opportunistic


HALFTIME SCORE: Micronesia 3 - Orchard Park 0

Min 47: Tommy Olsson with a sliding tackle...
        ...he seemed to get his foot on the ball...
        ...but the ref has RED CARDED Tommy Olsson (BIB) ...
        ...Tommy Olsson SENT OFF in a controversial decision...
        ...Eduard Habermann is going crazy with rage on the touchline at that decision!
Min 47: Tieme Bikeros (BIB) leaves the game due to GK Tommy Olsson being sent off.
Min 47: Brett Toutman (BIB) enters the game at GK due to Tommy Olsson being sent off.
Min 55: Alexander Alex (BIB) finds Mokele-Mbembe with a first-time pass...
        ...Mokele-Mbembe finishes from the edge of the area...
        ...brilliant goal!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Pete T Jakey that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: BIB 4 - OPT 0
Min 57: Phil Johnston almost penetrates Big Bauuties's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Mokele-Mbembe would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 60: Pjotr Possie on for Alexander Alex(DF)...
        ...Pjotr Possie will play DF.
Min 60: Harinezura on for Tom Keenan(MF)...
        ...Harinezura will play MF.
Min 69: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Jack Jarvis Esq (OPT)...
        ...but the impressive Ultraman (BIB) is able to get the ball back to Brett Toutman.
Min 71: Mokele-Mbembe's (BIB) superb ball...
        ...is headed home by an umarked Mechagodzilla from six yards out. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Micronesia; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: BIB 5 - OPT 0
Min 77: Glenn Manning (BIB) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Angus Napier (OPT) is there to clear with his head.


FINAL SCORE: Micronesia 5 - Orchard Park 0


Man Of The Match: Mokele-Mbembe (BIB)

BIG is Beautiful
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Tommy Olsson              29 29 29 13  5  n 10  2  0  0 47  6
GK Brett Toutman             18 18 18  8  7  n  0  0  0  0 43  6
DF Brian Koning              29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Mokele-Mbembe             28 28 28 22  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
DF Ultraman                  28 28 28 22  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
DF Alexander Alex            24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Pjotr Possie              24 24 24 24  5  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Tom Keenan                33 33 33 29  6  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
MF José Claramunt           25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
MF Harinezura                18 18 18 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
WG Tieme Bikeros             20 20 20 18  3  n  0  0  0  0 47  6
WG Glenn Manning             32 32 32 28  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
FW Logi                      26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Mechagodzilla             32 32 32 32  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  7

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Pete T Jakey              15 15 15  6  4  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
DF Jack Jarvis Esq           26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
DF Gordon Chree              29 29 29 23  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Hughie Casey              15 15 15 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Willie Reid               11 11 11  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Angus Napier              26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Phil Johnston             18 18 18 16  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
MF Ben Stanway               17 17 17 15  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
WG Stacey                    29 29 29 26  6  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Fitzy                     24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Captain Scotland          29 29 29 26  6  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Charlie McAlpine          26 26 26 26  5  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW Colonel Alba              29 29 29 29  6  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       BIB OPT
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    9   2
Shots             10   3
Saves              2   4
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   0
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      64  53
Revenue          143 143

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  BIB  C  32.70 176.68 267.45 
  1  OPT  N  64.20 143.20 166.55 
 46  BIB  O  65.40 196.18 212.88 
 46  OPT  N  64.20 143.20 169.55 
 48  BIB  O  65.40 196.18 182.28 
 61  BIB  O  65.40 184.93 174.78 

 Trainer's Report
BIB paid 20k for a Home Bonus of 22.
Mechagodzilla (BIB) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Glenn Manning (BIB) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
José Claramunt (BIB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Jack Jarvis Esq (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Willie Reid (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Phil Johnston (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Ben Stanway (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Tommy Olsson (BIB) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).