Dundee Broncos                            Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Enrique Exmoor            33  6  n     GK Hagga Overherehinnie      14  9  n
DF Mike Misaki               29  7  n     SW Samarth Nightstone        15 10  n
DF Youssef Yukatan           26  8  n     DF Daft Wullie               22  8  n
DF Bill Banker               20  8  n     DF Wee Mad Arthur            22  7  n
DF Oliver Onager             19 10  n     DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     15 10  n
MF Freddie Fell              33  8  n     MF Brick Rolling             27  8  n
MF Rick Riwoche              25 10  n     MF Hwel Bardsinger           17 10  n
WG Domingo Dulmen            23  8  n     FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31  5  n
WG Raheem Sterling           16  7  n     FW Rob Anybody               28  8  n
FW Ian Ytene                 24 10  n     FW Trunk Chiseljaw           22  7  n
FW Trails End                17  7  n     FW Rusty Bucket              20  7  n

Min 0: Dundee opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Stuart Dougal (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 5: Domingo Dulmen (DB) brings down Trunk Chiseljaw with a clumsy challenge...
        ...he's booked! 
Min 6: Rusty Bucket (LD) nods the ball down for Trunk Chiseljaw on the edge of the box...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Enrique Exmoor rushes of his line...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Bill Banker (DB)!
Min 9: Rick Riwoche (DB) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Ian Ytene takes advantage to fire past Hagga Overherehinnie from close range GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Broncos...
        ...score now: DB 1 - LD 0
Min 12: Dundee deep in Darlington territory...
        ...Domingo Dulmen gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Trails End heads the ball down and into the net GOAL!...
        ...Dundee are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DB 2 - LD 0
Min 16: The ball is hooked on towards Ian Ytene (DB)...
        ...who takes on Samarth Nightstone on the edge of the area...
        ...Samarth Nightstone  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 22: Here's a chance for Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...his powerful drive flies into the bottom right-hand corner of Enrique Exmoor's net. GOAL!...
        ...Darlington pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: DB 2 - LD 1
Min 32: Hagga Overherehinnie (LD) appeared to throw a punch at Rick Riwoche (DB) ...
        ...Mike Misaki (DB) is getting involved now too, this could get ugly ...
        ...the referee marches over quickly and brandishes Hagga Overherehinnie (LD) a RED CARD!...
        ...the Englishman has not been booked yet, so thats a STRAIGHT RED CARD for Hagga Overherehinnie (LD)! 
Min 32: Hwel Bardsinger (LD) leaves the game due to GK Hagga Overherehinnie being sent off.
Min 32: Berronar Truesilver (LD) enters the game at GK due to Hagga Overherehinnie being sent off.
Min 33: Daft Wullie(LD) is forced to reposition to MF.
Min 34: Raheem Sterling (DB) hooks the ball away from Thorgrim Grudgebearer...
        ...and Ian Ytene dives in...
        ...and heads down but Berronar Truesilver was there for the save!
Min 35: Rick Riwoche weaves his way through the Darlington defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Berronar Truesilver.?GOAL!!...
        ...Dundee are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DB 3 - LD 1
Min 36: Thorgrim Grudgebearer's appalling clearance goes right to Youssef Yukatan (DB)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Freddie Fell...
        ...who heads it home from six yards. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dundee; Coach Roy Rolsten is furious...
        ...score now: DB 4 - LD 1
Min 39: Rusty Bucket (LD) swings a ball in to the Dundee box...
        ...but the presence of Youssef Yukatan (DB) means it is easily cleared.
Min 45: Now the ball comes to Domingo Dulmen (DB)...
        ...Rick Riwoche has space on the left and Domingo Dulmen tries to play him in...
        ...only for Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 45: War Paint on for Mike Misaki(DF)...
        ...War Paint will play DF.
Min 45: Darnell Dartmoor on for Trails End(FW)...
        ...Darnell Dartmoor will play FW.
Min 45: Lacomus Notadwarf on for Clangeddin Silverbeard(FW)...
        ...Lacomus Notadwarf will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Dundee 4 - Darlington 1

Min 46: Great tackle by Youssef Yukatan (DB)...
        ...to prevent Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) from latching onto Thorgrim Grudgebearer's pass. 
Min 47: Freddie Fell (DB) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Englishman striker Raheem Sterling...
        ...whose finish is low and true.  GOAL!...
        ...Roy Rolsten suggests to Berronar Truesilver that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: DB 5 - LD 1
Min 52: Ian Ytene (DB) is booked for dissent after failing to win a free-kick.
Min 59: Domingo Dulmen (DB) collects the ball from Ian Ytene on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that hits the bar and caroms out of danger.
Min 61: Wee Mad Arthur (LD) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...who calmly finishes. GOAL!...
        ...Darlington pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: DB 5 - LD 2
Min 65: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) and Lacomus Notadwarf break for Darlington...
        ...Lacomus Notadwarf looks to have found space into which to recieve Trunk Chiseljaw's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Youssef Yukatan (DB) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 66: Ian Ytene (DB) and Bill Banker break for Dundee...
        ...Bill Banker looks to have found space into which to recieve Ian Ytene's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Samarth Nightstone (LD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 68: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and a superb finish away to Enrique Exmoor's right GOAL!...
        ...Darlington pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: DB 5 - LD 3
Min 69: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Rob Anybody takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Enrique Exmoor is there to handle the danger.
Min 72: Darlington gives the ball away and Domingo Dulmen gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Berronar Truesilver.
Min 73: Brilliant play by Darnell Dartmoor (DB) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Ian Ytene...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Berronar Truesilver.
Min 74: Freddie Fell (DB) has a shot...
        ...Berronar Truesilver parries...
        ...Freddie Fell gets onto it again...
        ...and Berronar Truesilver's second block falls for Darnell Dartmoor...
        ...who half-volleys in GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dundee; Coach Roy Rolsten is furious...
        ...score now: DB 6 - LD 3
Min 75: Youssef Yukatan crosses for the Broncos...
        ...Berronar Truesilver plucks that comfortably out of the air.
Min 78: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) finds Rusty Bucket steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...and strikes the ball just wide of Enrique Exmoor's net.
Min 84: The Refs whistle is blown...
        ...Samarth Nightstone looks bewildered at the site of a yellow card...
        ...as are the away fans...
        ...A rousing chorus of We hate the man in black starts in the stands.
Min 85: The ball comes in to the area from Ian Ytene...
        ...he rattles it off Berronar Truesilver...
        ...Raheem Sterling (DB) tries his best to miss and does!
Min 87: Youssef Yukatan (DB) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and somehow he puts it over the bar from about 8-yards out. He should have scored. 
Min 89: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Wee Mad Arthur is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?


FINAL SCORE: Dundee 6 - Darlington 3


Man Of The Match: Ian Ytene (DB)

Dundee Broncos
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Enrique Exmoor            33 33 33 14  0  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
DF Youssef Yukatan           26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Oliver Onager             19 19 19 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Bill Banker               20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Mike Misaki               29 29 29 29  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF War Paint                 16 16 16 12  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Rick Riwoche              25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Freddie Fell              33 33 33 29  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
WG Raheem Sterling           16 16 16 14  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
WG Domingo Dulmen            23 23 23 20  2  n  4  0  0  2 90  6
FW Trails End                17 17 17 17  4  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Ian Ytene                 24 24 24 24  4  n  4  0  1  3 90  7
FW Darnell Dartmoor          25 25 25 25  4  n  0  0  1  1 45  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Hagga Overherehinnie      14 14 14  6  6  n 10  0  0  0 32  5
GK Berronar Truesilver       30 30 30 13  4  n  0  4  0  0 58  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        15 15 15 12  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF Wee Mad Arthur            22 22 22 17  1  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     15 15 15 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Daft Wullie               22 17 17 17  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Hwel Bardsinger           17 17 17 15  7  n  0  0  0  0 32  6
MF Brick Rolling             27 27 27 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    31 31 31 31  2  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           22 22 22 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Rusty Bucket              20 20 20 20  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Rob Anybody               28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  2  2 45  6

Statistics        DB  LD
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Halftime           4   1
Fulltime           6   3
Shots On Target   10   4
Shots             13   5
Saves              1   4
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   2
Red Cards          0   1
Avg SL% Used      59  54
Revenue          124 124

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   DB  N  56.40 146.27 183.12 
  1   LD  L  44.50 101.84 168.84 
 33   LD  L  33.50  79.84 129.59 
 46   DB  N  48.60 133.27 188.52 

 Trainer's Report
Darnell Dartmoor (DB) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Youssef Yukatan (DB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
War Paint (DB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Rick Riwoche (DB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Trails End (DB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Rusty Bucket (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Hagga Overherehinnie (LD) only played 32 minutes and could not be trained.
Rob Anybody (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Hagga Overherehinnie (LD) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).