Sheffield Rovers                          Orchard Park Thistle
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Stressed Eric             26  8  n     GK Caleb Milligan            32 10  n
SW Mam Tor                   25  6  n     SW Caribbean Colin           25  6  n
DF Fu Ji                     30  6  n     DF Sunny Scott               24 10  n
DF Candida Auris             29  6  n     DF Bo Jackson                21  6  n
DF Ben Nevis                 21  6  n     DF Chris Howden              19  8  n
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           29  6  n     DF Captain Dandy             16  8  n
MF Ingle Bre                 27  6  n     MF Brian Dexter              27 10  n
WG Rapid Jim                 25  6  n     MF Peggy McAlpine            25  6  a
WG Fred Flintstone           20  4  n     WG Hard Nut Biker            34 10  n
FW Ever Rest                 34  6  n     WG Scotch Corner             17 10  a
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31  6  n     FW Jim Watt                  29 10  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Cidermen will play a 5-2-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mike Riley (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 0: Colin Scott (OPT) - High stakes match so early in the schedule 
Min 5: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) reads Rapid Jim's intentions perfectly...
        ...as he beats the offside trap...
        ...and races onto the ball...
        ...firing an unstoppable effort into the roof of the net. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Bulldogs...
        ...score now: SFR 1 - OPT 0
Min 5: Scotch Corner (OPT) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Jim Watt peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Stressed Eric.
Min 6: Ingle Bre (SFR) seizes on a horrible clearance from the American keeper...
        ...finds Rapid Jim busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Caleb Milligan!
Min 9: Brian Dexter opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Mam Tor greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 15: Candida Auris (SFR) passes a great ball to Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Cidermen keeper Caleb Milligan...
        ...and who else but Candida Auris is there to slot it in...
        ...all too easy...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SFR 2 - OPT 0
Min 16: Jim Watt (OPT) and Hard Nut Biker break for Orchard Park...
        ...Hard Nut Biker looks to have found space into which to recieve Jim Watt's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Candida Auris (SFR) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 18: Ingle Bre (SFR) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Acinetobacter baumannii but it evades him...
        ...Caleb Milligan calmly collects the ball.
Min 23: Here comes Ever Rest (SFR)...
        ...getting onto Ken Cgchenjunga's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Caleb Milligan who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 28: Fred Flintstone (SFR) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Caleb Milligan!
Min 29: Ingle Bre and Fred Flintstone weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the American scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Orchard Park defense and lifts a classy ball high but Caleb Milligan gets a hand to it!
Min 31: Brilliant play by Ingle Bre (SFR) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Ever Rest...
        ...who plants a superb finish into the top corner from around the penalty spot GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; Coach Colin Scott is furious...
        ...score now: SFR 3 - OPT 0
Min 41: Ever Rest (SFR) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which catches the goalkeeper Caleb Milligan napping GOAL!!!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Caleb Milligan that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SFR 4 - OPT 0
Min 42: Acinetobacter baumannii's (SFR) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Caribbean Colin (OPT)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Caleb Milligan.
Min 42: Sunny Scott (OPT) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Sheffield defense to Brian Dexter...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Stressed Eric rushes off his line and Brian Dexter slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Stressed Eric!
Min 45: Mont Blanc on for Stressed Eric(GK)...
        ...Mont Blanc will play GK.
Min 45: Fergie on for Scotch Corner(WG)...
        ...Fergie will play WG.
Min 45: Victor on for Captain Dandy(DF)...
        ...Victor will play FW.
Min 45: OPT now playing Counterattack


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 4 - Orchard Park 0

Min 49: Great tackle by Caribbean Colin (OPT)...
        ...to prevent Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) from latching onto Ever Rest's pass. 
Min 50: Rapid Jim (SFR) swings a ball in to the Orchard Park box...
        ...but the presence of Bo Jackson (OPT) means it is easily cleared.
Min 51: Victor (OPT) goes down in the box looking for the penalty...
        ...but instead he's given a yellow card for what was clearly a dive.
Min 52: Hard Nut Biker is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Mont Blanc.
Min 53: The ball is crossed in and Ben Nevis heads away but only to Jim Watt (OPT)...
        ...a neat hit and Mont Blanc just gets to it for the save.
Min 57: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) finds Hard Nut Biker steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...and slides home a low shot GOAL!...
        ...Orchard Park pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SFR 4 - OPT 1
Min 58: Rapid Jim (SFR) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Ever Rest...
        ...who manages to knock it into the top corner...
        ...even though the pass was just behind him...
        ...great finish!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Caleb Milligan that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SFR 5 - OPT 1
Min 60: Joe Douglass on for Peggy McAlpine(MF)...
        ...Joe Douglass will play MF.
Min 61: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) puts in a cross...
        ...but Bo Jackson (OPT) clears with ease.
Min 61: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Fergie...
        ...Fergie shoots across Mont Blanc...GOAL!...
        ...Orchard Park pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SFR 5 - OPT 2
Min 62: Acinetobacter baumannii shoots ........... he scores!GOAL!!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Caleb Milligan that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SFR 6 - OPT 2
Min 68: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the American striker Fu Ji...
        ...whose finish is high over the bar.
Min 68: The ball is hooked on towards Fergie (OPT)...
        ...who takes on Ben Nevis on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Sunny Scott...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Mont Blanc.
Min 69: Joe Douglass (OPT) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Chris Howden...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...Mont Blanc comes out of the goal and hoofs the ball clear. 
Min 70: Victor (OPT) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Hard Nut Biker peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header to breach Mont Blanc's goal...
        ...Orchard Park pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SFR 6 - OPT 3
Min 77: The ball lands at the feet of Fergie (OPT) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Mont Blanc does well to position himself and collect.
Min 78: Victor finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Mont Blanc palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Jim Watt who heads the ball...
        ...but Candida Auris (SFR) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 81: Jim Watt (OPT) bends his shot towards the goal...
        ...but Mont Blanc just gets a touch on it...
        ...excellent save! 
Min 82: The Bulldogs sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Hard Nut Biker's (OPT) ball into the box is cut out by Ben Nevis (SFR).
Min 85: Lovely chip from Joe Douglass (OPT)...
        ...Hard Nut Biker was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Mont Blanc.


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 6 - Orchard Park 3


Man Of The Match: Ever Rest (SFR)

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             26 26 26 11  5  n  0  2  0  0 45  6
GK Mont Blanc                26 26 26 11  6  n  0  7  0  0 45  6
SW Mam Tor                   25 25 25 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     30 30 30 24  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Ben Nevis                 21 21 21 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           29 29 29 26  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ingle Bre                 27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Rapid Jim                 25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
WG Fred Flintstone           20 20 20 18 -2  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31 31 31 31  0  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Ever Rest                 34 34 34 34  0  n  0  0  3  4 90  8

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Caleb Milligan            32 32 32 14  4  n  0  5  0  0 90  6
SW Caribbean Colin           25 25 25 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Sunny Scott               24 24 24 19  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
DF Bo Jackson                21 21 21 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Captain Dandy             16 16 16 12  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  4
DF Chris Howden              19 19 19 15  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
MF Peggy McAlpine            25 31 31 22  0  a  0  0  0  0 60  5
MF Brian Dexter              27 27 27 24  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Joe Douglass              29 36 36 26  2  a  0  0  0  0 30  6
WG Hard Nut Biker            34 34 34 30  4  n  0  0  2  4 90  7
WG Scotch Corner             17 21 21 15  6  a  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Fergie                    32 40 40 28  4  a  0  0  1  2 45  6
FW Jim Watt                  29 29 29 29  4  n  0  0  0  3 90  7
FW Victor                    27 33 33 27  4  a  4  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       SFR OPT
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           6   3
Shots On Target   11  12
Shots             12  12
Saves              9   5
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      69  64
Revenue          136 136

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  SFR  N  65.00 179.06 238.31 
  1  OPT  N  65.00 151.40 186.90 
 46  OPT  C  34.75 135.40 285.54 
 61  OPT  C  34.75 137.90 288.54 

 Trainer's Report
SFR paid 75k for a Home Bonus of 30.
Fu Ji (SFR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Ever Rest (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Ingle Bre (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Stressed Eric (SFR) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Rapid Jim (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Caleb Milligan (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Sunny Scott (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.