Locomotive Darlington                     Dundee Broncos
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Berronar Truesilver       31  8  p     GK Steve Sorraia             25 10  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        21  6  n     DF Bill Banker               25 10  n
DF Wee Mad Arthur            23  6  n     DF Piotr Pottok              24  8  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16 10  n     DF Sunny Scott               16  8  n
DF Zub Darklamp              14 10  n     DF Youssef Yukatan           15 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             25  6  n     MF Dan Danube                27  8  n
MF Gabriel Medina            13 10  n     MF Rick Riwoche              13  7  n
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         31  6  n     WG Domingo Dulmen            23 10  n
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28  6  n     WG Nicholas Nokota           16 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           26  6  n     FW Ian Ytene                 26  6  n
FW Rob Anybody               17 10  n     FW Mike Misaki               24 10  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Broncos will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Robin Dewar (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 3: Lovely chip from Rob Anybody (LD)...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Steve Sorraia.
Min 3: Zub Darklamp's appalling clearance goes right to Domingo Dulmen (DB)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Youssef Yukatan...
        ...who heads it over the bar.
Min 4: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Sunny Scott (DB) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 5: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) bends his shot towards the goal...
        ...but Steve Sorraia just gets a touch on it...
        ...excellent save! 
Min 6: Cheeky back heel from Lacomus Notadwarf to release Trunk Chiseljaw in the box...
        ...but the Norwegian is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 6: Youssef Yukatan (DB) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD).
Min 8: Rick Riwoche (DB) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Zub Darklamp (LD) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 13: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Steve Sorraia...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - DB 0
Min 15: Rob Anybody (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Youssef Yukatan (DB) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 22: Superb sliding block by Bill Banker (DB) denies Clangeddin Silverbeard a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Trunk Chiseljaw in the Dundee box.
Min 23: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Nicholas Nokota (DB)...
        ...but the impressive Zub Darklamp (LD) is able to get the ball back to Berronar Truesilver.
Min 25: Lacomus Notadwarf almost penetrates Broncos's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Piotr Pottok would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 27: Cheeky back heel from Rob Anybody to release Clangeddin Silverbeard in the box...
        ...but the Swede is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 28: Trunk Chiseljaw's (LD) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Piotr Pottok (DB)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Steve Sorraia.
Min 30: Steve Sorraia rushes out to block the Clangeddin Silverbeard's (LD) route to goal...
        ...but Clangeddin Silverbeard drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Bill Banker covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw pounces on the clearance and slams it home!  GOAL!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - DB 0
Min 33: Dan Danube (DB) does well on the left and crosses towards Bill Banker...
        ...the American meets it with a neat header...
        ...punched to safety by Berronar Truesilver.
Min 34: Mike Misaki (DB) puts the ball in the box from the left...
        ...and a half clearence falls to Piotr Pottok at the back post...
        ...the Spaniard makes a hash of his volley and the chance is wasted.
Min 36: Clangeddin Silverbeard picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Gabriel Medina to chase...
        ...it drops over Bill Banker's shoulder and right into Gabriel Medina's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Steve Sorraia's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Paul Cockayne is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - DB 0
Min 38: Sunny Scott (DB) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Dan Danube takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Berronar Truesilver is there to handle the danger.
Min 44: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) receives a deep pass from Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...the referee whistles an offside!!!...
        ...the Greek player was chatting with Steve Sorraia when he received the pass!!...
        ...the fans from Darlington aren't happy with his lack of concentration.
Min 45: Winch Blastdoors on for Trunk Chiseljaw(FW)...
        ...Winch Blastdoors will play FW.
Min 45: Cameron Camargue on for Rick Riwoche(MF)...
        ...Cameron Camargue will play MF.
Min 45: Pablo PIcasso on for Nicholas Nokota(WG)...
        ...Pablo PIcasso will play WG.
Min 45: Darnell Dartmoor on for Ian Ytene(FW)...
        ...Darnell Dartmoor will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 3 - Dundee 0

Min 47: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Bill Banker (DB) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 48: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Cuzn Knuckleduster in midfield...
        ...Clangeddin Silverbeard continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Cuzn Knuckleduster...
        ...Clangeddin Silverbeard knocks it on goal but Steve Sorraia is there to make an incredible save!
Min 52: Mike Misaki (DB) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Domingo Dulmen takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Berronar Truesilver is there to handle the danger.
Min 59: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) finds Brick Rolling...
        ...but he hesitates and Piotr Pottok (DB) is able to make the tackle.
Min 60: Superb sliding block by Samarth Nightstone (LD) denies Bill Banker a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Mike Misaki in the Darlington box.
Min 67: Clangeddin Silverbeard breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Lacomus Notadwarf on the attack down the right...
        ...the Greek cuts inside, evades Raheem Sterling's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball towards the goal but Steve Sorraia is there to punch the ball out of danger.
Min 69: Bill Banker's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Winch Blastdoors (LD)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Broncos man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 75: The ball is crossed in and Bill Banker heads away but only to Rob Anybody (LD)...
        ...a neat hit but it falls wide.
Min 77: The ball is hooked on towards Dan Danube (DB)...
        ...who takes on Cuzn Knuckleduster on the edge of the area...
        ...Cuzn Knuckleduster  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 80: Bill Banker's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Broncos man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 88: Bill Banker's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Broncos man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 89: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...into the far corner of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...Paul Cockayne suggests to Steve Sorraia that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - DB 0
Min 90: Zub Darklamp (LD) nods the ball down for Rob Anybody on the edge of the box...
        ...Rob Anybody takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Steve Sorraia rushes of his line...
        ...Rob Anybody gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Bill Banker (DB)!


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 4 - Dundee 0


Man Of The Match: Berronar Truesilver (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Berronar Truesilver       31 31 31 13  3  p  0  3  0  0 90  7
SW Samarth Nightstone        21 21 21 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        16 16 16 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Wee Mad Arthur            23 23 23 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Zub Darklamp              14 14 14 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina            13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         31 31 31 31  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           26 26 26 26  3  n  0  0  2  3 45  7
FW Rob Anybody               17 17 17 17  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          23 23 23 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Dundee Broncos
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Steve Sorraia             25 25 25 11  4  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
DF Sunny Scott               16 16 16 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Youssef Yukatan           15 15 15 12  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Piotr Pottok              24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Bill Banker               25 25 25 20  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Dan Danube                27 27 27 24  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Rick Riwoche              13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Cameron Camargue          15 15 15 13  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Nicholas Nokota           16 16 16 14  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Domingo Dulmen            23 23 23 20  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Pablo PIcasso             16 16 16 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Mike Misaki               24 24 24 24  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ian Ytene                 26 26 26 26  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Darnell Dartmoor          29 29 29 29  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics        LD  DB
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    8   3
Shots              9   5
Saves              3   4
Offsides           6   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      61  51
Revenue          110 110

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  39.75 113.47 180.22 
  1   DB  N  48.00 115.34 167.89 
 46   LD  L  39.75 113.47 176.47 
 46   DB  N  48.00 116.34 172.39 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Wee Mad Arthur (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Rob Anybody (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Dan Danube (DB) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Youssef Yukatan (DB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Mike Misaki (DB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Pablo PIcasso (DB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Rick Riwoche (DB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.