Monster Island seems to suit us just fine — apparently volcanic rock makes a great home pitch. In Match 5 we brushed aside Merrylee 2–0, thanks to Olsson’s saves and goals from Possie and Navigating.
Suddenly “BIG is Beautiful” isn’t just a name, it’s a geological fact. The group table now has us sitting second with 8 points, one step from qualification. Camelot FC may think they’re kings, but we’ve got titans in waiting.
One more match to go, and if our mega-sized recruits keep stomping forward, the next round won’t just be football — it’ll be seismic.

BIB arrives on Monster Island with a seismic splash — literally. After relocating their home ground to the newly reinforced Mucho Mas Monumental, the club is preparing for its most unpredictable campaign yet. The headline addition is the towering newcomer Mechagodzilla, whose arrival has redefined the phrase physical presence. Early training sessions reportedly required upgraded goalposts, stronger drones for aerial drills, and a revised insurance policy.

On the pitch, BIB will blend human-scale agility with mega-size power. Coaches are experimenting with hybrid tactics: ground-level speed from returning veterans combined with sky-high target play aimed at their titanic signings. Set pieces may become their deadliest weapon — corners launched upward for a 100-meter mechanical header are already trending in preseason clips.

The biggest challenge? Chemistry. Integrating players who range from 1.7 meters to 120 meters tall demands new communication protocols, jumbo-sized bibs, and a two-tiered locker-room layout. But if BIB can harmonize the scales — both literal and tactical — they could dominate the league in ways no team has imagined.

Expect spectacle, shockwaves, and a season where “playing big” takes on a whole new meaning. Monster Island may never be the same.