| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 445 | 182 |
| Draws | 300 | 138 |
| Losses | 468 | 212 |
| Pct. | 0.491 | 0.472 |
| Kansas City Wizards (KC) | S15 - S15 |
| Daniel Dowson (S11-11), David Blair (S12-12), James White (S15-15), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Bramble Bush | GK | 2 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Rab Thorne | GK | 5 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
| Stuart Oak | DF | 3 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Barry Cherry | DF | 4 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| Victor Twigg | DF | 5 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Stevie Ash | DF | 6 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Ross Tree | DF | 6 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Olav Forrest | DF | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Alphonse Oak | DM | 3 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Bryan Seed | DM | 5 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| Flash Foxglove | DM | 1 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| Nathaniel Leaf | MF | 3 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Trevor Rowan | MF | 4 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| William Oak | MF | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Bill Knot | MF | 8 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
| Adam Root | MA | 4 | 24 | 10 | 0 |
| Adam Deciduous | MA | 2 | 24 | 10 | 0 |
| Garry Stump | WG | 1 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| Gerry Leaf | WG | 1 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| Sam Knot | FW | 3 | 27 | 10 | 0 |
| Frank Twigg | FW | 2 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Marc Birch | FW | 6 | 9 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Flash Foxglove | 5 |
| Garry Stump | 5 |
| Gerry Leaf | 5 |
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
CHV are rivals to 1 teams.
More clinical and luckier striker
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 1 | Sep 20 | @ | Carolina RailHawks | Allan Sellers Cup | ||
| 2 | Sep 23 | Seattle Sounders | Allan Sellers Cup | |||
| 3 | Sep 27 | @ | Houston Dynamo | Allan Sellers Cup |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
Season 30 Update
Season 29 Review
Season 22 was the last time we were in the top 5 with a 3rd place finish. Last season we were 2nd but we were a massive amount of points behind the Champions Seattle. 19 points behind. But we still finished in 2nd place or Runner Up :)
Season 24 - 6th
Season 25 - 8th
Season 26 - 9th
Season 27 - 10th
Season 28 - 8th
Season 29 - 2nd
After seasons of low scoring from our forwards we went from 23 GF to more than doubling it to 56. Although we played 18 games 2 seasons ago to 26 last season, but still a mssive increase for us. Especially being perennial low scorers.
For a another season we managed to avoid losing in more than half of our games. Played 26 with 20 unbeaten (14 wins and 6 draws) against 6 defeats.
Our top scorer actaully made double figures - Barry Bonsai with 10. Season 24 was the last time we had a player in double figures.
Season 30 Preview
We start Season 30 with a tied 3rd place in T11 in the league at 24.1 and joint 5th T17 in the league with 21.9. Compared with previous season a big increase and no longer at the bottom of these tables.
The difference between ourselves in T11 to the top is 0.7 and T17 is 0.7
Captain
MA Calum Rose (5/24) is this seasons new captain.
Juniors Step Up from Carson City Kickers
DF - Tree Trunk
DF - Barry Cornhill
MF - Bill Knot
MF - Del Honey
Squad Update
GK - Trevor Thistle is the starting GK this season. So a starting 3/26 against 5/16 (Barry Bush)
SW - No Sweepers in this season's squad
DF - A decent DF of Heather, Holly, Weath, Sap and they are joined from the CCK Youths by Trunk and Cornhill
DM - Bill KNot is the DM for this season coing from CCK as a MP
MF - Hawthorne, Tree and Bark are joined by Honey from CCK. Colin will be retired
MA - 3 this season - Captain Rose aas well as Bonsai and the promising Robin Root
WG - Iris and Hedge have been here for a couple of seasons now and will look to use them more
FW - Willie Weed is our lone forward player
Season 30 Update
I still live in Prestwick, South Ayrshire. In the real game, I am still managing KaisAyr after playing there years ago. Lost in the Scottish Cup final to Motherwell last season so hoping to go one better this season.
On the job front i am still working in Ayr after a 23 year stint in Glasgow. Working for the South Ayrshire Council. A nice 10 min trip to work and back after all those years of 2 to 3 hour commutes.