| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 418 | 182 |
| Draws | 281 | 138 |
| Losses | 432 | 212 |
| Pct. | 0.494 | 0.472 |
| Kansas City Wizards (KC) | S15 - S15 |
| Daniel Dowson (S11-11), David Blair (S12-12), James White (S15-15), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Rab Thorne | GK | 2 | 32 | 9 | 7 |
| Leaf Tree | GK | 4 | 29 | 7 | 0 |
| Victor Twigg | DF | 2 | 27 | 6 | 2 |
 | Ross Tree | DF | 3 | 25 | 5 | 0 |
| Olav Forrest | DF | 4 | 24 | 6 | 0 |
| Barry Cherry | DF | 1 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
| Tree Trunk | DF | 6 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
| Barry Cornhill | DF | 6 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Holly Wreath | DF | 7 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
| Bryan Seed | DM | 2 | 27 | 10 | 2 |
 | Stevie Ash | DM | 3 | 25 | 6 | 0 |
| Freddy Foxglove | DM | 5 | 15 | 4 | 0 |
| Trevor Rowan | MF | 1 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
| Bill Knot | MF | 6 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| Del Honey | MF | 6 | 6 | 10 | 0 |
| Alan Hawthorne | MF | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Adam Root | MA | 1 | 26 | 6 | 7 |
| Olive Branch | MA | 4 | 24 | 6 | 0 |
| Marc Birch | FW | 3 | 36 | 4 | 9 |
| Richard Ivy | FW | 5 | 16 | 5 | 0 |
| Steven Stump | FW | 5 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| None |
MVP: lD-
Team DPs: 42
CHV are rivals to 1 teams.
More clinical and luckier striker
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 13 | May 25 | @ | D.C. United | Division 2 | ||
| 15 | Jun 01 | Vancouver Whitecaps | Division 2 | |||
| 17 | Jun 08 | (n) | Colorado Rapids | Division 2 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 11 | May 18 | L | 2 - 3 | @ | Charleston Battery | Division 2 |
| 10 | May 14 | D | 1 - 1 | Los Angeles FC | Division 2 | |
| 9 | May 11 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Seattle Sounders | Division 2 |
| 8 | May 07 | W | 2 - 0 | Atlanta United | Division 2 | |
| 7 | May 04 | D | 0 - 0 | Colorado Rapids | Division 2 | |
| 6 | Apr 30 | D | 2 - 2 | @ | Colorado Rapids | Allan Sellers Cup |
| 5 | Apr 27 | D | 1 - 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | Allan Sellers Cup | |
| 4 | Apr 23 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | Seattle Sounders | Allan Sellers Cup |
| 3 | Apr 20 | W | 1 - 0 | Seattle Sounders | Allan Sellers Cup | |
| 2 | Apr 16 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | San Jose Earthquakes | Allan Sellers Cup |
Season 30 Update
Season 29 Review
Season 22 was the last time we were in the top 5 with a 3rd place finish. Last season we were 2nd but we were a massive amount of points behind the Champions Seattle. 19 points behind. But we still finished in 2nd place or Runner Up :)
Season 24 - 6th
Season 25 - 8th
Season 26 - 9th
Season 27 - 10th
Season 28 - 8th
Season 29 - 2nd
After seasons of low scoring from our forwards we went from 23 GF to more than doubling it to 56. Although we played 18 games 2 seasons ago to 26 last season, but still a mssive increase for us. Especially being perennial low scorers.
For a another season we managed to avoid losing in more than half of our games. Played 26 with 20 unbeaten (14 wins and 6 draws) against 6 defeats.
Our top scorer actaully made double figures - Barry Bonsai with 10. Season 24 was the last time we had a player in double figures.
Season 30 Preview
We start Season 30 with a tied 3rd place in T11 in the league at 24.1 and joint 5th T17 in the league with 21.9. Compared with previous season a big increase and no longer at the bottom of these tables.
The difference between ourselves in T11 to the top is 0.7 and T17 is 0.7
Captain
MA Calum Rose (5/24) is this seasons new captain.
Juniors Step Up from Carson City Kickers
DF - Tree Trunk
DF - Barry Cornhill
MF - Bill Knot
MF - Del Honey
Squad Update
GK - Trevor Thistle is the starting GK this season. So a starting 3/26 against 5/16 (Barry Bush)
SW - No Sweepers in this season's squad
DF - A decent DF of Heather, Holly, Weath, Sap and they are joined from the CCK Youths by Trunk and Cornhill
DM - Bill KNot is the DM for this season coing from CCK as a MP
MF - Hawthorne, Tree and Bark are joined by Honey from CCK. Colin will be retired
MA - 3 this season - Captain Rose aas well as Bonsai and the promising Robin Root
WG - Iris and Hedge have been here for a couple of seasons now and will look to use them more
FW - Willie Weed is our lone forward player
Season 30 Update
I still live in Prestwick, South Ayrshire. In the real game, I am still managing KaisAyr after playing there years ago. Lost in the Scottish Cup final to Motherwell last season so hoping to go one better this season.
On the job front i am still working in Ayr after a 23 year stint in Glasgow. Working for the South Ayrshire Council. A nice 10 min trip to work and back after all those years of 2 to 3 hour commutes.