
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 48 | 13 |
| Draws | 18 | 1 |
| Losses | 44 | 13 |
| Pct. | 0.518 | 0.500 |
| Rochester Rhinos (ROC) | S3 - S33 |
| Miami FC (ROC) | S9 - S9 |
| Houston Dynamo (HOU) | S15 - S15 |
| Chicago Fire (CHI) | S20 - S20 |
| Richard Burnett (S3-3), Vacant (S4-4), Robin Dewar (S5-6), Graham Wilkes (S7-14), Stephen Williams (S15-15), Simon Bijker (S19-21), Marc Boland (S20-20), TBA (S22-22), Phil McIntosh (S23-29), Mike Hernandez (S30-30), Tyler Ponder (S31-34), |
| Franchise Team Active |
| All-Time LAF Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Pickle Pop | FW | 4 (34-37) | 99 | 6956 | 41 | 87 | 8 | 7 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Bubblegum Typewriter | DM | 4 (34-37) | 89 | 6569 | 5 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Midnight Coffee | DM | 4 (34-37) | 89 | 6927 | 6 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | Burrito Sneeze | FW | 4 (34-37) | 83 | 6345 | 28 | 83 | 16 | 3 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 5. | Elbert Washington | FW | 4 (34-37) | 75 | 5414 | 16 | 53 | 0 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Oliver McGinn | MF | 3 (34-36) | 69 | 5497 | 12 | 45 | 8 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 7. | Sam Silas | DF | 3 (34-36) | 68 | 5354 | 3 | 16 | 20 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Artichoke Plasma | GK | 4 (34-37) | 61 | 5040 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 10 | 6.2 | 91 | 263 | 114.8 |
| 9. | Boysen Berry | DF | 3 (35-37) | 59 | 4833 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Maple Skylight | MA | 3 (35-37) | 53 | 4740 | 17 | 60 | 12 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Jeremy Ebobisse | WG | 3 (35-37) | 47 | 4089 | 23 | 48 | 16 | 3 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 12. | Alex Crewe | MF | 2 (34-35) | 46 | 3599 | 7 | 31 | 16 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | Romano Schmid | WG | 3 (35-37) | 46 | 4050 | 17 | 48 | 16 | 3 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Ted Rogers | FW | 2 (34-35) | 43 | 3381 | 9 | 32 | 4 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Potato Fire | GK | 3 (35-37) | 42 | 3553 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 6.2 | 63 | 192 | 98.4 |
| 16. | Ernie Wise | DF | 2 (34-35) | 39 | 3155 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Horchata Fridge | DF | 2 (34-35) | 36 | 2835 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | John Jules | DF | 2 (34-35) | 35 | 3001 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Mark Delgado | MF | 2 (36-37) | 34 | 2880 | 4 | 26 | 4 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 20. | Maxime Chanot | DF | 2 (36-37) | 34 | 2814 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 21. | Cameron Dunbar | MA | 2 (36-37) | 30 | 2610 | 7 | 22 | 8 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 22. | Denis Bouanga | WG | 2 (36-37) | 30 | 2616 | 7 | 30 | 8 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 23. | Sourdough Vista | MF | 2 (34-35) | 24 | 2010 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 24. | Pancake Splash | DF | 2 (34-35) | 19 | 1648 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 25. | Jerick McKinnon | MF | 1 (34-34) | 17 | 1299 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 26. | Eddie Lopez | GK | 1 (34-34) | 13 | 947 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 6.0 | 11 | 37 | 62.0 |
| 27. | Mario Gonzalez | FW | 1 (37-37) | 10 | 632 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 28. | Loernzo Dellavalle | DF | 1 (37-37) | 8 | 720 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 29. | Sergi Palencia | SD | 1 (37-37) | 8 | 720 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 30. | Jody Fortson | DF | 1 (34-34) | 6 | 495 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 31. | Dustin Crum | SW | 1 (34-34) | 2 | 135 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |