
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 59 | 21 |
| Draws | 24 | 6 |
| Losses | 47 | 15 |
| Pct. | 0.546 | 0.571 |
| Rochester Rhinos (ROC) | S3 - S33 |
| Miami FC (ROC) | S9 - S9 |
| Houston Dynamo (HOU) | S15 - S15 |
| Chicago Fire (CHI) | S20 - S20 |
| Richard Burnett (S3-3), Vacant (S4-4), Robin Dewar (S5-6), Graham Wilkes (S7-14), Stephen Williams (S15-15), Simon Bijker (S19-21), Marc Boland (S20-20), TBA (S22-22), Phil McIntosh (S23-29), Mike Hernandez (S30-30), Tyler Ponder (S31-34), |
| Franchise Team Active |
| Active LAF Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Bubblegum Typewriter | DM | 5 (33-37) | 133 | 10012 | 8 | 27 | 32 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Burrito Sneeze | FW | 5 (33-37) | 127 | 9748 | 33 | 108 | 24 | 4 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Elbert Washington | FW | 6 (32-37) | 122 | 8910 | 26 | 83 | 24 | 3 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | Pickle Pop | FW | 4 (34-37) | 119 | 8216 | 48 | 105 | 16 | 7 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 5. | Midnight Coffee | DM | 4 (34-37) | 102 | 8097 | 6 | 32 | 20 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Artichoke Plasma | GK | 5 (33-37) | 82 | 6795 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 13 | 6.2 | 126 | 357 | 137.8 |
| 7. | Boysen Berry | DF | 3 (35-37) | 74 | 6100 | 2 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Maple Skylight | MA | 3 (35-37) | 64 | 5657 | 24 | 74 | 46 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Jeremy Ebobisse | WG | 3 (35-37) | 62 | 5330 | 32 | 63 | 20 | 5 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Romano Schmid | WG | 3 (35-37) | 59 | 5149 | 18 | 58 | 20 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Potato Fire | GK | 3 (35-37) | 56 | 4810 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 6.2 | 87 | 257 | 113.9 |
| 12. | Maxime Chanot | DF | 2 (36-37) | 49 | 3971 | 0 | 8 | 26 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | Mark Delgado | MF | 2 (36-37) | 48 | 3979 | 14 | 50 | 8 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Cameron Dunbar | MA | 2 (36-37) | 44 | 3870 | 14 | 37 | 8 | 4 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Denis Bouanga | WG | 2 (36-37) | 44 | 3876 | 15 | 49 | 8 | 2 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Mario Gonzalez | FW | 1 (37-37) | 28 | 1847 | 8 | 27 | 10 | 1 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Loernzo Dellavalle | DF | 1 (37-37) | 23 | 1980 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Sergi Palencia | SD | 1 (37-37) | 23 | 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Aidan Turner | GK | 1 (37-37) | 5 | 363 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 13 | 25 | 42.3 |