
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 55 | 18 |
| Draws | 21 | 4 |
| Losses | 45 | 14 |
| Pct. | 0.541 | 0.556 |
| Rochester Rhinos (ROC) | S3 - S33 |
| Miami FC (ROC) | S9 - S9 |
| Houston Dynamo (HOU) | S15 - S15 |
| Chicago Fire (CHI) | S20 - S20 |
| Richard Burnett (S3-3), Vacant (S4-4), Robin Dewar (S5-6), Graham Wilkes (S7-14), Stephen Williams (S15-15), Simon Bijker (S19-21), Marc Boland (S20-20), TBA (S22-22), Phil McIntosh (S23-29), Mike Hernandez (S30-30), Tyler Ponder (S31-34), |
| Franchise Team Active |
| Active LAF Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Bubblegum Typewriter | DM | 5 (33-37) | 127 | 9517 | 8 | 27 | 32 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Burrito Sneeze | FW | 5 (33-37) | 122 | 9343 | 33 | 104 | 24 | 4 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Elbert Washington | FW | 6 (32-37) | 121 | 8820 | 26 | 83 | 24 | 3 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | Pickle Pop | FW | 4 (34-37) | 110 | 7586 | 45 | 98 | 12 | 7 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 5. | Midnight Coffee | DM | 4 (34-37) | 96 | 7557 | 6 | 29 | 20 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Artichoke Plasma | GK | 5 (33-37) | 82 | 6795 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 13 | 6.2 | 126 | 357 | 137.8 |
| 7. | Boysen Berry | DF | 3 (35-37) | 67 | 5470 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Maple Skylight | MA | 3 (35-37) | 60 | 5309 | 21 | 66 | 36 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Jeremy Ebobisse | WG | 3 (35-37) | 54 | 4719 | 29 | 58 | 20 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Romano Schmid | WG | 3 (35-37) | 53 | 4680 | 17 | 52 | 16 | 3 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Potato Fire | GK | 3 (35-37) | 50 | 4273 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 6.2 | 76 | 232 | 108.4 |
| 12. | Mark Delgado | MF | 2 (36-37) | 42 | 3555 | 10 | 39 | 4 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | Maxime Chanot | DF | 2 (36-37) | 42 | 3489 | 0 | 7 | 12 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Denis Bouanga | WG | 2 (36-37) | 38 | 3336 | 11 | 40 | 8 | 2 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Cameron Dunbar | MA | 2 (36-37) | 37 | 3240 | 10 | 28 | 8 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Mario Gonzalez | FW | 1 (37-37) | 20 | 1262 | 5 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Loernzo Dellavalle | DF | 1 (37-37) | 16 | 1440 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Sergi Palencia | SD | 1 (37-37) | 16 | 1440 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Aidan Turner | GK | 1 (37-37) | 1 | 90 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 4 | 6 | 26.5 |