
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 65 | 24 |
| Draws | 26 | 6 |
| Losses | 52 | 18 |
| Pct. | 0.545 | 0.563 |
| Rochester Rhinos (ROC) | S3 - S33 |
| Miami FC (ROC) | S9 - S9 |
| Houston Dynamo (HOU) | S15 - S15 |
| Chicago Fire (CHI) | S20 - S20 |
| Richard Burnett (S3-3), Vacant (S4-4), Robin Dewar (S5-6), Graham Wilkes (S7-14), Stephen Williams (S15-15), Simon Bijker (S19-21), Marc Boland (S20-20), TBA (S22-22), Phil McIntosh (S23-29), Mike Hernandez (S30-30), Tyler Ponder (S31-34), |
| Franchise Team Active |
| Active LAF Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Bubblegum Typewriter | DF | 5 (33-37) | 133 | 10012 | 8 | 27 | 32 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Pickle Pop | FW | 5 (34-38) | 128 | 9026 | 50 | 117 | 16 | 8 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Burrito Sneeze | FW | 5 (33-37) | 127 | 9748 | 33 | 108 | 24 | 4 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | Elbert Washington | FW | 6 (32-37) | 122 | 8910 | 26 | 83 | 24 | 3 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 5. | Midnight Coffee | DM | 5 (34-38) | 110 | 8817 | 6 | 32 | 24 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Artichoke Plasma | GK | 5 (33-37) | 82 | 6795 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 13 | 6.2 | 126 | 357 | 137.8 |
| 7. | Boysen Berry | DF | 4 (35-38) | 82 | 6820 | 2 | 16 | 20 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Maple Skylight | MA | 4 (35-38) | 77 | 6467 | 29 | 85 | 50 | 3 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Jeremy Ebobisse | WG | 4 (35-38) | 71 | 6140 | 33 | 72 | 20 | 5 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Romano Schmid | WG | 4 (35-38) | 67 | 5869 | 18 | 65 | 20 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Potato Fire | GK | 4 (35-38) | 66 | 5710 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 8 | 6.2 | 109 | 307 | 125.1 |
| 12. | Maxime Chanot | DF | 3 (36-38) | 58 | 4781 | 0 | 8 | 30 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | Mark Delgado | MF | 3 (36-38) | 57 | 4744 | 20 | 63 | 8 | 3 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Cameron Dunbar | MA | 3 (36-38) | 56 | 4635 | 17 | 44 | 8 | 5 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Denis Bouanga | WG | 3 (36-38) | 53 | 4686 | 20 | 62 | 8 | 3 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Mario Gonzalez | FW | 2 (37-38) | 37 | 2657 | 13 | 42 | 14 | 3 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Loernzo Dellavalle | DF | 2 (37-38) | 32 | 2790 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Sergi Palencia | SD | 2 (37-38) | 32 | 2835 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Ryan Hollingshead | DM | 1 (38-38) | 9 | 810 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.7 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 20. | Son Heung-Min | FW | 1 (38-38) | 8 | 720 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 21. | Aidan Turner | GK | 1 (37-37) | 5 | 363 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 13 | 25 | 42.3 |
| 22. | Hugo Lloris | GK | 1 (38-38) | 3 | 270 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 3 | 9 | 52.3 |