Los Angeles FC                            Charleston Battery
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Artichoke Plasma          30  8  n     GK Igor Svenssen             23 10  n
DF Midnight Coffee           23  8  n     SW Luis Monti                21  7  n
DF Sam Silas                 22 10  n     DF Marty Stewart             20  7  n
DF John Jules                17  8  n     DF Rodney                    17  6  n
DF Pancake Splash            16  8  n     DF Johnathan Sullivan         7 10  n
MF Oliver McGinn             25 10  n     DF Armin Turkovic             5 10  n
MF Sourdough Vista           17  7  n     MF Guiseppe Meazza           22  3  n
MF Jerick McKinnon           13 10  n     MF Lorenzo Fernandez         11 10  n
FW Elbert Washington         31  7  n     FW Colin Cooper              28  5  n
FW Burrito Sneeze            29  8  n     FW Angelo Schiavio           23  6  n
FW Pickle Pop                25  6  n     FW Uncle Albert              19  6  n

Min 0: Los Angeles opens up with a 4-3-3 L while the Battery will play a 5-2-3 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Rob Lye (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 6: Angelo Schiavio (CHA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Pancake Splash (LAF) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 15: Marty Stewart makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Elbert Washington (LAF)...
        ...and Burrito Sneeze collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the American smashes the ball past Igor Svenssen...
        ...and into the billowing net. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Falcons...
        ...score now: LAF 1 - CHA 0
Min 15: One pass too many from Los Angeles and Charleston soon get a cross in...
        ...Colin Cooper (CHA) gets his head to it...
        ...but Artichoke Plasma is untroubled by that one.
Min 18: With Los Angeles so far forward a rare Charleston break sees Colin Cooper play a long diagonal pass for Angelo Schiavio...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 24: Marty Stewart heads away...
        ...Jerick McKinnon (LAF) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Pickle Pop drills it on goal but its saved by Igor Svenssen.
Min 26: Jerick McKinnon (LAF) nods the ball down for Sourdough Vista on the edge of the box...
        ...Sourdough Vista takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Igor Svenssen rushes of his line...
        ...Sourdough Vista gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Luis Monti (CHA)!
Min 28: Johnathan Sullivan(CHA) limps off the pitch...
        ...Peter Lee (CHA) on for Johnathan Sullivan at DF.
Min 33: Angelo Schiavio (CHA) puts in a cross...
        ...but Sam Silas (LAF) clears with ease.
Min 34: Colin Cooper opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Sam Silas greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 38: Pickle Pop (LAF) has a shot...
        ...Igor Svenssen parries...
        ...Pickle Pop gets onto it again...
        ...and Igor Svenssen's second block falls for Burrito Sneeze...
        ...who half-volleys in GOAL!...
        ...Los Angeles are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LAF 2 - CHA 0
Min 41: Artichoke Plasma rushes out to block Angelo Schiavio's (CHA) route to goal...
        ...but Angelo Schiavio drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Pancake Splash covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...and Artichoke Plasma scrambles to it.
Min 45: Superb sliding block by Luis Monti (CHA) denies Burrito Sneeze a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Jerick McKinnon in the Charleston box.
Min 45: Great tackle by John Jules (LAF)...
        ...to prevent Angelo Schiavio (CHA) from latching onto Colin Cooper's pass. 
Min 45: Del Boy on for Guiseppe Meazza(MF)...
        ...Del Boy will play MF.
Min 45: Pedro Cea on for Angelo Schiavio(FW)...
        ...Pedro Cea will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Los Angeles 2 - Charleston 0

Min 54: Marty Stewart's appalling clearance goes right to Oliver McGinn (LAF)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Sam Silas...
        ...who heads it over the bar.
Min 64: Oliver McGinn's (LAF) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Peter Lee (CHA)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Igor Svenssen.
Min 69: Pickle Pop (LAF) gets a yellow card for bringing down Colin Cooper...
        ...he also has a bloody lip after getting Colin Cooper's boot in his face.
Min 80: John Jules (LAF) finds Elbert Washington...
        ...but he hesitates and Luis Monti (CHA) is able to make the tackle.
Min 82: The ball is hooked on towards Del Boy (CHA)...
        ...who takes on Pancake Splash on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Colin Cooper...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Artichoke Plasma.
Min 87: Colin Cooper(CHA) is stretchered off ALL 3 Subs already used!!!
Min 88: Marty Stewart (CHA) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Del Boy...
        ...and the American knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...Charleston pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: LAF 2 - CHA 1
Min 88: Bubblegum Typewriter on for Pancake Splash(DF)...
        ...Bubblegum Typewriter will play DF.
Min 89: What did Burrito Sneeze do to deserve that? Did the ref issue that yellow card, or did it just fall out of his pocket??


FINAL SCORE: Los Angeles 2 - Charleston 1


Man Of The Match: Burrito Sneeze (LAF)

Los Angeles FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Artichoke Plasma          30 30 30 13  2  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
DF Sam Silas                 22 22 22 19  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Midnight Coffee           23 23 23 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF John Jules                17 17 17 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Pancake Splash            16 16 16 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 88  6
DF Bubblegum Typewriter      27 27 27 24  4  n  0  0  0  0  2  6
MF Oliver McGinn             25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jerick McKinnon           13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Sourdough Vista           17 17 17 15  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Elbert Washington         31 31 31 31  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Pickle Pop                25 25 25 25  0  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
FW Burrito Sneeze            29 29 29 29  2  n  4  0  2  2 90  6

Charleston Battery
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Igor Svenssen             23 23 23 10  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Luis Monti                21 21 21 14  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Johnathan Sullivan         7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 28  6
DF Armin Turkovic             5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Rodney                    17 17 17 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Marty Stewart             20 20 20 16  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Pedro Cea                 28 16 16 28  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Peter Lee                 28 28 28 25 -2  n  0  0  0  0 62  6
MF Guiseppe Meazza           22 22 22 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Lorenzo Fernandez         11 11 11  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Del Boy                   30 30 30 30  0  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Colin Cooper              28 28 28 28 -9  n  0  0  0  2 87  6
FW Angelo Schiavio           23 23 23 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Uncle Albert              19 19 19 19  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Statistics       LAF CHA
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           2   1
Shots On Target    3   4
Shots              4   4
Saves              3   1
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      60  51
Revenue           72  72

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  LAF  L  46.80 117.43 161.28 
  1  CHA  L  45.50 103.21 122.46 
 28  CHA  L  56.00 124.21 127.71 
 46  CHA  L  64.00 144.21 106.96 
 87  CHA  L  64.00 144.21  71.96 
 89  LAF  L  53.40 128.43 163.48 

 Trainer's Report
Johnathan Sullivan (CHA) suffered a thigh bruise.
Colin Cooper (CHA) has a concussion.
Artichoke Plasma (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Elbert Washington (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Pickle Pop (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Colin Cooper (CHA) played 87 minutes and earned a CP.
Pedro Cea (CHA) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Luis Monti (CHA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Guiseppe Meazza (CHA) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.