San Jose Earthquakes                      Los Angeles FC
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Ray Clemence              28  8  n     GK Artichoke Plasma          30  9  n
SW Thiago Silva              16  6  a     DF Horchata Fridge           27  4  n
DF Reece James               29  4  n     DF Midnight Coffee           25  9  n
DF Phil Neal                 26  4  n     DF Sam Silas                 22  6  n
DF Levi Colwill              18  4  n     DF Ernie Wise                16  6  n
DF Kenny Samson              16  4  n     MF Oliver McGinn             24  6  n
MF Cole Palmer               24  7  a     MF Sourdough Vista           14  8  n
MF Moises Caicedo            21  6  n     FW Burrito Sneeze            29  6  n
WG Mykhailo Mudryk           28 10  d     FW Pickle Pop                27  7  n
FW Nicolas Jackson           28  5  n     FW Alex Crewe                25  5  n
FW Gary Lineker              26  9  a     FW Ted Rogers                20  6  n

Min 0: San Jose opens up with a 5-2-3 N while the Falcons will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Bill Ramsay (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 2: Horchata Fridge again leads the break for Los Angeles...
        ...Cole Palmer (SJ) brings him down and is booked 
Min 6: Alex Crewe (LAF) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and his shot is parried away by Ray Clemence--superb save!
Min 19: Ernie Wise's appalling clearance goes right to Mykhailo Mudryk (SJ)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Gary Lineker...
        ...who heads it on goal but Artichoke Plasma is there to collect it.
Min 19: Oliver McGinn (LAF) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Levi Colwill (SJ) is there to clear with his head.
Min 23: Brilliant play by Cole Palmer (SJ) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Kenny Samson ...
        ...who tries to strike it but clumsily knocks it out of play.
Min 26: Reece James (SJ) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Horchata Fridge (LAF).
Min 33: Pickle Pop (LAF) finds Burrito Sneeze...
        ...but he hesitates and Thiago Silva (SJ) is able to make the tackle.
Min 33: RED CARD!...
        ...Reece James (SJ) went in to that tackle very hard...
        ...Quakes manager Andy Shaw can complain all he likes...
        ...but its the Englishman Reece James who gets a STRAIGHT RED CARD!
Min 35: Ted Rogers (LAF) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the American striker Sam Silas...
        ...whose finish is saved by Ray Clemence.
Min 37: Los Angeles give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Gary Lineker (SJ) takes over for San Jose...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Phil Neal...
        ...the Englishman evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball right at Artichoke Plasma who makes the save!
Min 39: Midnight Coffee (LAF) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Ted Rogers...
        ...and the American knocks it straight at Ray Clemence who calmly collects it.
Min 42: Cole Palmer (SJ) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Horchata Fridge (LAF) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 42: Falcons build down the left...
        ...Ted Rogers sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Midnight Coffee beats Axel Disasi to the ball...
        ...and hooks a brilliant left-footer past Ray Clemence for the goal.  GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Tyler Ponder's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: SJ 0 - LAF 1
Min 45: Elbert Washington on for Alex Crewe(FW)...
        ...Elbert Washington will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: San Jose 0 - Los Angeles 1

Min 48: Phil Neal slides the ball under Artichoke Plasma...
        ...but it rolls wide for a goal kick.
Min 51: Nicolas Jackson (SJ) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Midnight Coffee (LAF) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 53: Oliver McGinn is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...Los Angeles are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SJ 0 - LAF 2
Min 56: Cole Palmer (SJ) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Mykhailo Mudryk but it evades him...
        ...Horchata Fridge (LAF) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 60: Bubblegum Typewriter on for Horchata Fridge(DF)...
        ...Bubblegum Typewriter will play DF.
Min 66: The ball is hooked on towards Gary Lineker (SJ)...
        ...who takes on Midnight Coffee on the edge of the area...
        ...Midnight Coffee  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 70: Los Angeles break quickly with Midnight Coffee...
        ...he only has Ray Clemence to beat...
        ...great save by Ray Clemence but the ball falls to Elbert Washington...
        ...who kicks it right back at Ray Clemence...
        ...San Jose were incredibly lucky there.
Min 72: Pickle Pop (LAF) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and a superb finish away to Ray Clemence's right GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach Andy Shaw is furious...
        ...score now: SJ 0 - LAF 3
Min 74: Bubblegum Typewriter heads away...
        ...Gary Lineker (SJ) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Nicolas Jackson drills it on goal but its saved by Artichoke Plasma.
Min 74: Elbert Washington (LAF) passes a great ball to Burrito Sneeze...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Quakes keeper Ray Clemence...
        ...and who else but Elbert Washington is there to slot it in...
        ...all too easy...
        ...Andy Shaw suggests to Ray Clemence that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SJ 0 - LAF 4
Min 75: Nicolas Jackson (SJ) finds Gary Lineker...
        ...but he hesitates and Midnight Coffee (LAF) is able to make the tackle.
Min 75: SJ now playing Press
Min 77: Cole Palmer (SJ) crosses from the right...
        ...Gary Lineker heads downwards and in. GOAL!...
        ...San Jose pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SJ 1 - LAF 4
Min 80: Ted Rogers's (LAF) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Phil Neal (SJ)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Ray Clemence.
Min 81: Lovely chip from Levi Colwill (SJ)...
        ...Nicolas Jackson was brave...
        ...and knocks the ball past the onrushing Artichoke Plasma  GOAL!...
        ...San Jose pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SJ 2 - LAF 4
Min 82: Burrito Sneeze (LAF) swings a ball in to the San Jose box...
        ...but the presence of Phil Neal (SJ) means it is easily cleared.
Min 86: Cheeky back heel from Phil Neal to release Cole Palmer in the box...
        ...but the Englishman is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 88: The Falcons sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Mykhailo Mudryk's (SJ) ball into the box is cut out by Sam Silas (LAF).
Min 90: Pickle Pop is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Ray Clemence.


FINAL SCORE: San Jose 2 - Los Angeles 4


Man Of The Match: Midnight Coffee (LAF)

San Jose Earthquakes 
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Ray Clemence              28 28 28 12  2  n  0  5  0  0 90  6
SW Thiago Silva              16 20 20 11 -2  a  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Levi Colwill              18 18 18 14 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Phil Neal                 26 26 26 23 -2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Kenny Samson              16 16 16 12 -2  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
DF Reece James               29 29 29 26  1  n 10  0  0  0 33  6
MF Cole Palmer               24 30 30 24 -1  a  4  0  0  0 90  5
MF Moises Caicedo            21 21 21 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Mykhailo Mudryk           28 35 35 25  2  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Gary Lineker              26 32 32 26  1  a  0  0  1  2 90  6
FW Nicolas Jackson           28 28 28 28 -1  n  0  0  1  2 90  6

Los Angeles FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Artichoke Plasma          30 30 30 13  3  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
DF Sam Silas                 22 22 22 19  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Horchata Fridge           27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Midnight Coffee           25 25 25 22  3  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Ernie Wise                16 16 16 12  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Bubblegum Typewriter      30 30 30 27  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Oliver McGinn             24 24 24 21  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Sourdough Vista           14 14 14 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Pickle Pop                27 27 27 27  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Ted Rogers                20 20 20 20  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Alex Crewe                25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW Burrito Sneeze            29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Elbert Washington         30 30 30 30  1  n  0  0  1  2 45  6

Statistics        SJ LAF
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Halftime           0   1
Fulltime           2   4
Shots On Target    5   9
Shots              7   9
Saves              5   3
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   0
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      54  67
Revenue           75  75

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   SJ  N  64.50 150.53 175.53 
  1  LAF  L  54.00 114.08 168.33 
 34   SJ  N  50.00 121.53 168.28 
 46  LAF  L  54.00 114.08 174.58 
 61  LAF  L  55.80 117.08 175.18 
 76   SJ  P  30.00  92.78 197.03 

 Trainer's Report
Ray Clemence (SJ) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Moises Caicedo  (SJ) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Burrito Sneeze (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Midnight Coffee (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Reece James (SJ) was sent off today, and now has 14 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).