Portland Timbers                          Los Angeles FC
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Marcelo Salazar           21 10  n     GK Artichoke Plasma          21  8  n
DF Trent Denver              26  8  n     DF Boysen Berry              28  8  n
DF Harry Henderson           26  7  n     DF Bubblegum Typewriter      26  8  n
DF Willie Moon               17  7  n     DF Sam Silas                  8  7  n
DF Olaf Poole                16 10  n     MF Maple Skylight            28  6  n
MF Cecil Logan               22  8  n     MF Cameron Dunbar            23  7  n
MF Barrett Lyke              22  9  n     MF Oliver McGinn             12  8  n
WG Jhonny Perez              29  3  n     WG Jeremy Ebobisse           29  9  n
WG Lon Wells                 21  7  n     WG Romano Schmid             28  8  n
FW Eddie Smyth               23  8  n     FW Pickle Pop                26  6  n
FW Ryan Lookman              21 10  n     FW Burrito Sneeze            21  6  n

Min 0: Portland opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Falcons will play a 3-3-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/FAIR).
Min 2: Eddie Smyth (POR) bends his shot past Artichoke Plasma and inside the post....
        ...Excellent goal! ...
        ...it's a lead that Andrew Foss-Grant's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: POR 1 - LAF 0
Min 3: Cecil Logan (POR) seizes on a loose Los Angeles throw and finds Jhonny Perez...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Artichoke Plasma.  GOAL!!...
        ...Portland are looking strong now...
        ...score now: POR 2 - LAF 0
Min 3: Maple Skylight almost penetrates Timbers's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Harry Henderson would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 11: Superb sliding block by Trent Denver (POR) denies Burrito Sneeze a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Maple Skylight in the Portland box.
Min 12: Eddie Smyth (POR) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at Artichoke Plasma who makes the save.
Min 15: Ryan Lookman (POR) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Trent Denver...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...but Artichoke Plasma can watch his shot drift by and out of danger.
Min 16: (LAF) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Burrito Sneeze looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Marcelo Salazar looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Portland defence were all over the place.
Min 18: Ryan Lookman volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Artichoke Plasma gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...but his touch causes it to drift out of danger.
Min 25: Ryan Lookman (POR) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Barrett Lyke...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but Artichoke Plasma is there to make the save!
Min 29: Jeremy Ebobisse (LAF) gets to the edge of the box...
        ...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
        ...past a sprawling Marcelo Salazar...
        ...and into the far corner of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Los Angeles pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: POR 2 - LAF 1
Min 30: Now the ball comes to Oliver McGinn (LAF)...
        ...Pickle Pop has space on the left and Oliver McGinn tries to play him in...
        ...only for Willie Moon (POR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 31: Ryan Lookman breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Barrett Lyke on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Bubblegum Typewriter's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball towards the goal but Artichoke Plasma is there to punch the ball out of danger.
Min 32: Great tackle by Boysen Berry (LAF)...
        ...to prevent Jhonny Perez (POR) from latching onto Harry Henderson's pass. 
Min 35: Trent Denver is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Artichoke Plasma.
Min 35: Pickle Pop (LAF) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Jeremy Ebobisse but it evades him...
        ...Olaf Poole (POR) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 36: Ryan Lookman (POR) receives a deep pass from Jhonny Perez...
        ...the referee whistles an offside!!!...
        ...the American player was chatting with Artichoke Plasma when he received the pass!!...
        ...the fans from Portland aren't happy with his lack of concentration.
Min 39: Brilliant play by Eddie Smyth (POR) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Cecil Logan...
        ...who plants a superb finish into the top corner from around the penalty spot GOAL!...
        ...Portland are looking strong now...
        ...score now: POR 3 - LAF 1
Min 45: Portland break quickly with Eddie Smyth...
        ...he only has Artichoke Plasma to beat...
        ...great save by Artichoke Plasma but the ball falls to Jhonny Perez...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Portland; Coach Paul Cockayne is furious...
        ...score now: POR 4 - LAF 1
Min 45: Will Rubin on for Jhonny Perez(WG)...
        ...Will Rubin will play MF.
Min 45: Maxime Chanot on for Bubblegum Typewriter(DF)...
        ...Maxime Chanot will play DF.
Min 45: Mark Delgado on for Cameron Dunbar(MF)...
        ...Mark Delgado will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Portland 4 - Los Angeles 1

Min 47: Eddie Smyth (POR) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Artichoke Plasma doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Ryan Lookman rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Artichoke Plasma who stayed on his line.
Min 49: Will Rubin (POR) pumps the ball back into a crowded box...
        ...Olaf Poole rises at the back post...
        ...and powerfully heads the ball down and past a sprawling Artichoke Plasma. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...Paul Cockayne suggests to Artichoke Plasma that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: POR 5 - LAF 1
Min 50: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Burrito Sneeze (LAF)...
        ...but the impressive Harry Henderson (POR) is able to get the ball back to Marcelo Salazar.
Min 51: Now the ball comes to Jeremy Ebobisse (LAF)...
        ...Romano Schmid has space on the left and Jeremy Ebobisse tries to play him in...
        ...only for Olaf Poole (POR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 52: Marcelo Salazar makes a grave error against Los Angeles...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Mark Delgado amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Marcelo Salazar.
Min 58: Eddie Smyth (POR) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Artichoke Plasma...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Portland; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: POR 6 - LAF 1
Min 60: Now the ball comes to Maple Skylight (LAF)...
        ...Jeremy Ebobisse has space on the left and Maple Skylight tries to play him in...
        ...only for Olaf Poole (POR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 62: Barrett Lyke (POR) seizes on a loose Los Angeles throw and finds Eddie Smyth...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Artichoke Plasma.  GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Portland; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: POR 7 - LAF 1
Min 69: Burrito Sneeze opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Willie Moon greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 78: Superb sliding block by Boysen Berry (LAF) denies Trent Denver a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Lon Wells in the Los Angeles box.


FINAL SCORE: Portland 7 - Los Angeles 1


Man Of The Match: Eddie Smyth (POR)

Portland Timbers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Marcelo Salazar           21 21 21  9  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
DF Olaf Poole                16 16 16 12  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  8
DF Willie Moon               17 17 17 13  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Trent Denver              26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
DF Harry Henderson           26 26 26 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
MF Cecil Logan               22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Barrett Lyke              22 22 22 22  3  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
MF Will Rubin                28 28 28 28  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Jhonny Perez              29 29 29 26  0  n  0  0  2  2 45  7
WG Lon Wells                 21 21 21 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Eddie Smyth               23 23 23 23  2  n  0  0  3  4 90  8
FW Ryan Lookman              21 21 21 21  4  n  0  0  0  2 90  7

Los Angeles FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Artichoke Plasma          21 21 21  9  2  n  0  6  0  0 90  6
DF Boysen Berry              28 28 28 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Sam Silas                  8  8  8  7  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Bubblegum Typewriter      26 26 26 23  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF Maxime Chanot             23 23 23 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Cameron Dunbar            23 23 23 23  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  5
MF Oliver McGinn             12 12 12 10  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Maple Skylight            28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Mark Delgado              23 23 23 20  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
WG Jeremy Ebobisse           29 29 29 26  3  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
WG Romano Schmid             28 28 28 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Pickle Pop                26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Burrito Sneeze            21 21 21 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       POR LAF
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Halftime           4   1
Fulltime           7   1
Shots On Target   13   2
Shots             14   2
Saves              1   6
Offsides           1   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      59  62
Revenue           76  76

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  POR  N  51.00 130.31 189.81 
  1  LAF  N  37.20 108.49 204.29 
 46  POR  N  51.00 144.31 167.71 
 46  LAF  N  35.40 105.49 203.69 

 Trainer's Report
Blowout avoided; LAF used on average 62% SL (above the required 50%).
Eddie Smyth (POR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Jhonny Perez (POR) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Ryan Lookman (POR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Cecil Logan (POR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Barrett Lyke (POR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Jeremy Ebobisse (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Maxime Chanot (LAF) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Mark Delgado (LAF) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.