Chivas USA                                Columbus Crew
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Bramble Bush              27  6  n     GK Sayid Jarrah              30  5  p
SW Rab Thorne                23  9  n     DF Geordi LaForge            26  7  n
DF Stuart Oak                27  6  n     DF James Ford                26  7  n
DF Barry Cherry              25  6  n     DF Han Solo                  25 10  n
DF Stevie Ash                12  7  n     DF Karl Brough               20  9  n
MF Alphonse Oak              27  7  n     MF Data                      26  7  n
MF Bryan Seed                23  5  n     MF Obi Wan Kenobi            23  8  n
MF Trevor Rowan              22  7  n     WG Darth Vader               27  8  n
MF William Oak                4 10  n     WG Barry Smith               18  3  n
FW Adam Deciduous            26  7  n     FW Ollie Simpson             26  7  n
FW Marc Birch                14  9  n     FW John Locke                26  7  n

Min 0: Chivas opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the The Crew will play a 4-2-4 E.
Min 0: Today's referee is James White (HOMER/FAIR).
Min 2: Rab Thorne (CHV) goes into the book for a late challenge.
Min 3: The The Crew sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Marc Birch's (CHV) ball into the box is cut out by Han Solo (CLB).
Min 5: Barry Smith (CLB) booked for what looked like a dive by the home side's Trevor Rowan.
Min 7: Ollie Simpson picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Geordi LaForge to chase...
        ...it drops over Barry Cherry's shoulder and right into Geordi LaForge's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that is stopped by Bramble Bush.
Min 11: Darth Vader(CLB) is stretchered off...
        ...Luke Skywalker (CLB) on for Darth Vader at WG.
Min 22: Now the ball comes to Alphonse Oak (CHV)...
        ...Adam Deciduous has space on the left and Alphonse Oak tries to play him in...
        ...only for Karl Brough (CLB) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 26: Han Solo (CLB) and Geordi LaForge break for Columbus...
        ...Geordi LaForge looks to have found space into which to recieve Han Solo's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Stuart Oak (CHV) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 32: Alphonse Oak is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Chivas...
        ...score now: CHV 1 - CLB 0
Min 34: Han Solo (CLB) nods the ball down for Data on the edge of the box...
        ...Data takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Bramble Bush rushes of his line...
        ...Data gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Stuart Oak (CHV)!
Min 36: Sayid Jarrah blocks but the ball is played back into the area...
        ...and Marc Birch (CHV) smashes a volley over Sayid Jarrah and over the bar from an angle...
        ...Marc Birch was unlucky there...
        ...terrible defending by the The Crew.
Min 41: Trevor Rowan (CHV) puts in a cross...
        ...but Geordi LaForge (CLB) clears with ease.
Min 41: John Locke (CLB) nods the ball down for Barry Smith on the edge of the box...
        ...Barry Smith takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Bramble Bush rushes of his line...
        ...Barry Smith gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Stuart Oak (CHV)!
Min 44: Adam Deciduous (CHV) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Han Solo (CLB) is there to clear with his head.
Min 45: Nathaniel Leaf on for Bryan Seed(MF)...
        ...Nathaniel Leaf will play MF.
Min 45: Sam Knot on for Adam Deciduous(FW)...
        ...Sam Knot will play FW.
Min 45: Jack Shephard on for Ollie Simpson(FW)...
        ...Jack Shephard will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Chivas 1 - Columbus 0

Min 52: John Locke volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Bramble Bush gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...but his touch causes it to drift out of danger.
Min 55: Terrible The Crew defending as James Ford gave it away to Trevor Rowan (CHV)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Sayid Jarrah...
        ...but it came back to Marc Birch who shoots and Sayid Jarrah fists it away!
Min 55: Now the ball comes to Obi Wan Kenobi (CLB)...
        ...John Locke has space on the left and Obi Wan Kenobi tries to play him in...
        ...only for Stevie Ash (CHV) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 60: Ross Tree on for Stevie Ash(DF)...
        ...Ross Tree will play DF.
Min 62: Alphonse Oak (CHV) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Trevor Rowan in midfield...
        ...Alphonse Oak continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Trevor Rowan...
        ...Alphonse Oak knocks it on goal but Sayid Jarrah is there to make an incredible save!
Min 63: With Chivas so far forward a rare Columbus break sees Jack Shephard play a long diagonal pass for John Locke...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 77: John Locke picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Jack Shephard to chase...
        ...it drops over Barry Cherry's shoulder and right into Jack Shephard's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Bramble Bush's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...great response from Columbus...
        ...score now: CHV 1 - CLB 1
Min 79: Trevor Rowan (CHV) gets to the edge of the box...
        ...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
        ...past a sprawling Sayid Jarrah...
        ...but into the row of cameramen way off to the right.
Min 84: The ball is hooked on towards John Locke (CLB)...
        ...who takes on Barry Cherry on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Obi Wan Kenobi...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot into the net  GOAL!...
        ...what an amazing goal!  Just a few minutes from stoppage time now...
        ...score now: CHV 1 - CLB 2
Min 87: After a brief skirmish at midfield, James Ford is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?


FINAL SCORE: Chivas 1 - Columbus 2


Man Of The Match: Obi Wan Kenobi (CLB)

Chivas USA
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Bramble Bush              27 27 27 12  0  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
SW Rab Thorne                23 11 11 10  3  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Stuart Oak                27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Stevie Ash                12 12 12  9  3  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Barry Cherry              25 25 25 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ross Tree                 12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Alphonse Oak              27 27 27 24  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
MF Trevor Rowan              22 22 22 19  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF William Oak                4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Bryan Seed                23 23 23 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Nathaniel Leaf            27 27 27 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Marc Birch                14 14 14 14  3  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Adam Deciduous            26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Sam Knot                  32 32 32 32  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Columbus Crew
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Sayid Jarrah              30 30 30 13  0  p  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Han Solo                  25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Karl Brough               20 20 20 16  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Geordi LaForge            26 26 26 20  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF James Ford                26 26 26 20  1  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Obi Wan Kenobi            23 23 23 20  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Data                      26 26 26 26  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Darth Vader               27 27 27 24 -5  n  0  0  0  0 11  6
WG Barry Smith               18 18 18 16 -3  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
WG Luke Skywalker            28 28 28 25 -1  n  0  0  0  0 79  6
FW Ollie Simpson             26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW John Locke                26 26 26 26  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Jack Shephard             26 26 26 26  3  n  0  0  1  1 45  6

Statistics       CHV CLB
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Halftime           1   0
Fulltime           1   2
Shots On Target    3   4
Shots              5   4
Saves              2   2
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      62  69
Revenue           71  71

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  CHV  N  43.00 123.59 118.09 
  1  CLB  E  50.70 126.73 188.88 
 11  CLB  E  50.70 126.73 190.83 
 46  CHV  N  43.00 125.59 127.09 

 Trainer's Report
Darth Vader (CLB) has a muscle pull.
Alphonse Oak (CHV) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Barry Cherry (CHV) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Bramble Bush (CHV) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Darth Vader (CLB) only played 11 minutes and could not be coached.
Luke Skywalker (CLB) played 79 minutes and earned a CP.
Jean-Luc Picard (CLB) did not appear in the match and could not be trained.