Columbus Crew                             Los Angeles FC
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK James Amidola             26 10  n     GK Potato Fire               29 10  n
DF James Ford                29  5  p     DF Midnight Coffee           30  7  n
DF Dean Huxley               26  6  p     DF Bubblegum Typewriter      27  7  n
DF Han Solo                  23  6  p     DF Maxime Chanot             19  6  n
DF Andrew Camina             16  8  p     MF Maple Skylight            28  8  n
DF Adrian Ball                9 10  n     MF Mark Delgado              19  8  n
MF Gerry Anderson            25  9  p     MF Oliver McGinn             16  8  n
MF Trevor Shooter            21  6  n     WG Denis Bouanga             29  8  n
MF Darth Vader               19  7  p     WG Romano Schmid             29 10  n
MF Lance Croot               16 10  n     FW Pickle Pop                29  5  n
FW Peter Boddice             10 10  n     FW Elbert Washington         20  6  n

Min 0: Columbus opens up with a 5-4-1 S while the Falcons will play a 3-3-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Alon Atie (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 1: Oliver McGinn (LAF) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Elbert Washington...
        ...Elbert Washington shoots at James Amidola who makes the save.
Min 5: Peter Boddice almost penetrates Falcons's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Midnight Coffee would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 12: Peter Boddice (CLB) finds Peter Boddice steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Maxime Chanot (LAF) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 13: Romano Schmid (LAF) loops a ball over the top for Denis Bouanga...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 14: Denis Bouanga (LAF) finds space on the left...
        ...he skirts the edge of the box...
        ...and hits a right foot shot...
        ...Elbert Washington sticks a leg out and deflects the ball past James Amidola...
        ...and well wide of the net.
Min 14: James Ford (CLB) foolishly trips Mark Delgado and receives a yellow card for his troubles.
Min 23: James Ford makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Maple Skylight (LAF)...
        ...and Pickle Pop collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the American smashes the ball past James Amidola...
        ...and into the billowing net. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Falcons...
        ...score now: CLB 0 - LAF 1
Min 27: Falcons build down the left...
        ...Romano Schmid sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Pickle Pop beats James Ford to the ball...
        ...and hooks a brilliant left-footer past James Amidola for the goal.  GOAL!...
        ...Los Angeles are looking strong now...
        ...score now: CLB 0 - LAF 2
Min 28: Romano Schmid (LAF) loops a ball over the top for Maple Skylight...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 28: Lance Croot (CLB) enters the book for a word out of place to the referee. 
Min 29: The ball is crossed in and James Ford heads away but only to Mark Delgado (LAF)...
        ...a neat hit and James Amidola just gets to it for the save.
Min 36: Romano Schmid picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Mark Delgado to chase...
        ...it drops over James Ford's shoulder and right into Mark Delgado's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past James Amidola's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach Steve Turner is furious...
        ...score now: CLB 0 - LAF 3
Min 40: Peter Boddice (CLB) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Midnight Coffee (LAF) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 42: Han Solo(CLB) limps off the pitch...
        ...Karl Brough (CLB) on for Han Solo at DF.
Min 45: Burrito Sneeze on for Pickle Pop(FW)...
        ...Burrito Sneeze will play FW.
Min 45: Sam Silas on for Bubblegum Typewriter(DF)...
        ...Sam Silas will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Columbus 0 - Los Angeles 3

Min 46: Lovely chip from Burrito Sneeze (LAF)...
        ...Maple Skylight was brave...
        ...and knocks the ball past the onrushing James Amidola  GOAL!...
        ...Steve Turner suggests to James Amidola that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: CLB 0 - LAF 4
Min 48: Cheeky back heel from Maple Skylight to release Elbert Washington in the box...
        ...but the American is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 58: James Amidola (CLB) lunges in at Denis Bouanga with studs showing...
        ...and catches the Los Angeles man's standing leg and is in trouble...
        ...as a host of Los Angeles players look to confront James Amidola...
        ...the referee guards the Los Angeles man for his own protection...
        ...the foul was a bad one and James Amidola rightly recieves the yellow card.
Min 59: Yellow card for Adrian Ball (CLB)...
        ...a rather harsh one for a challenge on Elbert Washington in midfield.
Min 59: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Midnight Coffee is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?
Min 85: Oliver McGinn (LAF) collects the ball from Burrito Sneeze on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that hits the bar and caroms out of danger.
Min 89: Elbert Washington (LAF) finds Maple Skylight with a first-time pass...
        ...Maple Skylight finishes from the edge of the area...
        ...brilliant goal!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: CLB 0 - LAF 5


FINAL SCORE: Columbus 0 - Los Angeles 5


Man Of The Match: Maple Skylight (LAF)

Columbus Crew
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK James Amidola             26 26 26 11  4  n  4  2  0  0 90  5
DF Han Solo                  23 17 17 20 -1  p  0  0  0  0 42  6
DF Adrian Ball                9  9  9  7  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF Dean Huxley               26 19 19 23  1  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Andrew Camina             16 12 12 12  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF James Ford                29 21 21 23  0  p  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF Karl Brough               29 21 21 23  1  p  0  0  0  0 48  6
MF Darth Vader               19 11 11 17  2  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Gerry Anderson            25 15 15 22  4  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Trevor Shooter            21 16 16 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Lance Croot               16 12 12 14  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
FW Peter Boddice             10 10 10 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Los Angeles FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Potato Fire               29 29 29 13  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Maxime Chanot             19 19 19 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Midnight Coffee           30 30 30 27  1  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Bubblegum Typewriter      27 27 27 24  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Sam Silas                 12 12 12 10  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Mark Delgado              19 19 19 17  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
MF Oliver McGinn             16 16 16 14  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Maple Skylight            28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  2  2 90  8
WG Denis Bouanga             29 29 29 26  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Romano Schmid             29 29 29 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Elbert Washington         20 20 20 20  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Pickle Pop                29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  2  2 45  7
FW Burrito Sneeze            25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       CLB LAF
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Halftime           0   3
Fulltime           0   5
Shots On Target    0   7
Shots              0   9
Saves              2   0
Offsides           0   3
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       4   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      49  62
Revenue           76  76

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  CLB  S  70.20 175.88  12.48 
  1  LAF  N  45.60 121.38 209.43 
  2  LAF  N  12.48 121.38 242.55 
 42  CLB  S  73.80 180.88  12.28 
 42  LAF  N  12.28 121.38 242.75 
 46  LAF  N  12.28 106.38 226.75 

 Trainer's Report
Han Solo (CLB) suffered a thigh bruise.
Bubblegum Typewriter (LAF) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Han Solo (CLB) only played 42 minutes and could not be trained.
Maple Skylight (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.