Los Angeles FC                            Vancouver Whitecaps
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Artichoke Plasma          29  7  n     GK Ian Mosley                19  6  n
DF Horchata Fridge           29  6  n     DF Lewis Ferguson            24 10  n
DF Boysen Berry              24  7  n     DF Martin Odegaard           24  4  n
DF Ernie Wise                12 10  n     DF Steve Rothery             24  8  n
DF John Jules                12 10  n     DF Rajiv Hangdan             12 10  n
MF Midnight Coffee           29  7  n     MF Scott McTominay           22  6  n
MF Oliver McGinn             24  9  n     MF Timothy Weah              18  6  n
FW Burrito Sneeze            33  8  n     WG Peter Caplidl             18 10  n
FW Pickle Pop                29  6  n     WG Peter Capaldi             18 10  n
FW Alex Crewe                20  6  n     FW Tommy Conway              30  6  n
FW Ted Rogers                16  6  n     FW George Hirst              28  6  n

Min 0: Los Angeles opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Canadians will play a 4-2-4 E.
Min 0: Today's referee is Rob Lye (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 3: George Hirst (VAN) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Rajiv Hangdan heads in from close range...
        ...but Artichoke Plasma was there to save that one.
Min 6: A superb strike from Tommy Conway (VAN)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Falcons goalie Artichoke Plasma.
Min 10: A woeful back-pass by Lewis Ferguson...
        ...Alex Crewe (LAF) races onto the ball...
        ...and slots it under Ian Mosley...
        ...and into the back of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Paul Cockayne's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LAF 1 - VAN 0
Min 15: Burrito Sneeze (LAF) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Pickle Pop...
        ...and the American knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...Los Angeles are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LAF 2 - VAN 0
Min 17: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Peter Caplidl (VAN)...
        ...but the impressive Boysen Berry (LAF) is able to get the ball back to Artichoke Plasma.
Min 20: Rajiv Hangdan (VAN) chases a ball into the corner...
        ...fouls Pickle Pop and gets booked.
Min 22: Martin Odegaard (VAN) looks up and spots George Hirst arriving in the box...
        ...the American tees up George Hirst for the shot...
        ...the ball falls into into the arms Artichoke Plasma...
        ...Martin Odegaard should have done better with that.
Min 23: (VAN) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Tommy Conway looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Artichoke Plasma looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Los Angeles defence were all over the place.
Min 24: Midnight Coffee (LAF) nods the ball down for Ted Rogers on the edge of the box...
        ...Ted Rogers takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Ian Mosley rushes of his line...
        ...Ted Rogers gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Ian Mosley...
        ...but Ian Mosley just gets a fingertip to it to knock it out of danger.
Min 24: Peter Capaldi (VAN) cooly sends Artichoke Plasma the wrong way...
        ...but his shot curls inches wide!
Min 32: George Hirst opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...John Jules greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 33: The Canadians sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Horchata Fridge's (LAF) ball into the box is cut out by Rajiv Hangdan (VAN).
Min 35: Great tackle by Martin Odegaard (VAN)...
        ...to prevent Burrito Sneeze (LAF) from latching onto Midnight Coffee's pass. 
Min 35: Timothy Weah (VAN) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Boysen Berry (LAF) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 38: George Hirst looks to nip the ball past Burrito Sneeze (LAF)...
        ...but is brought down with a late challenge...
        ...that's a booking for Burrito Sneeze.
Min 40: Burrito Sneeze opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Martin Odegaard greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 44: Artichoke Plasma makes a grave error against Vancouver...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Scott McTominay amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Artichoke Plasma.
Min 45: Potato Fire on for Artichoke Plasma(GK)...
        ...Potato Fire will play GK.
Min 45: Leep The Keep   on for Lewis Ferguson(DF)...
        ...Leep The Keep   will play SW.
Min 45: Steve Hogarth  on for Tommy Conway(FW)...
        ...Steve Hogarth  will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Los Angeles 2 - Vancouver 0

Min 46: Pickle Pop (LAF) crosses from the right...
        ...Oliver McGinn heads downwards and in. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach Mark Creasey is furious...
        ...score now: LAF 3 - VAN 0
Min 52: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Peter Caplidl (VAN)...
        ...but the impressive Boysen Berry (LAF) is able to get the ball back to Potato Fire.
Min 54: Scott McTominay (VAN) finds Steve Rothery steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...and slides home a low shot GOAL!...
        ...Vancouver pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: LAF 3 - VAN 1
Min 56: Ian Mosley(VAN) limps off the pitch...
        ...Ryan Gauld (VAN) on for Ian Mosley at GK.
Min 58: Ted Rogers (LAF) hits a long-ranger...
        ...Ryan Gauld can't hold it...
        ...and Oliver McGinn taps the loose ball home GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach Mark Creasey is furious...
        ...score now: LAF 4 - VAN 1
Min 63: The ball is hooked on towards George Hirst (VAN)...
        ...who takes on Boysen Berry on the edge of the area...
        ...Boysen Berry  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 80: Steve Hogarth  (VAN) hooks the ball away from Boysen Berry...
        ...and Timothy Weah dives in...
        ...and heads home from six yards GOAL!...
        ...Vancouver pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: LAF 4 - VAN 2
Min 82: One pass too many from Los Angeles and Vancouver soon get a cross in...
        ...George Hirst (VAN) gets his head to it...
        ...but Potato Fire is untroubled by that one.
Min 84: The ball is hooked on towards Horchata Fridge (LAF)...
        ...who takes on Steve Rothery on the edge of the area...
        ...Steve Rothery  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 85: Burrito Sneeze shoots ........... he scores!GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach Mark Creasey is furious...
        ...score now: LAF 5 - VAN 2
Min 87: Ernie Wise (LAF) nods the ball down for Burrito Sneeze on the edge of the box...
        ...Burrito Sneeze takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Ryan Gauld rushes of his line...
        ...Burrito Sneeze gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Ryan Gauld and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Mark Creasey suggests to Ryan Gauld that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LAF 6 - VAN 2
Min 90: George Hirst (VAN) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Steve Hogarth ...
        ...and the American knocks it straight at Potato Fire who calmly collects it.


FINAL SCORE: Los Angeles 6 - Vancouver 2


Man Of The Match: Artichoke Plasma (LAF)

Los Angeles FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Artichoke Plasma          29 29 29 13  4  n  0  4  0  0 45  7
GK Potato Fire               22 22 22  9  7  n  0  2  0  0 45  6
DF Boysen Berry              24 24 24 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Horchata Fridge           29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ernie Wise                12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF John Jules                12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Oliver McGinn             24 24 24 21  3  n  0  0  2  2 90  6
MF Midnight Coffee           29 29 29 26  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Pickle Pop                29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Ted Rogers                16 16 16 16  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
FW Alex Crewe                20 20 20 20  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Burrito Sneeze            33 33 33 33  2  n  4  0  2  2 90  7

Vancouver Whitecaps
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Ian Mosley                19 19 19  8 -6  n  0  1  0  0 56  6
GK Ryan Gauld                11  1  1  9  7  n  0  0  0  0 34  5
SW Leep The Keep             28 14 14 12  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Steve Rothery             24 24 24 21  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
DF Rajiv Hangdan             12 12 12  9  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  5
DF Martin Odegaard           24 24 24 21 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Lewis Ferguson            24 24 24 21  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Timothy Weah              18 14 14 18  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Scott McTominay           22 22 22 22  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Peter Caplidl             18 18 18 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Peter Capaldi             18 18 18 16  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Tommy Conway              30 30 30 30  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW George Hirst              28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Steve Hogarth             26 26 26 26  5  n  0  0  0  1 45  6

Statistics       LAF VAN
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           6   2
Shots On Target    7   8
Shots              7   9
Saves              6   1
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      61  55
Revenue           76  76

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  LAF  L  46.20 116.38 177.28 
  1  VAN  E  50.40 107.58 168.58 
 46  VAN  E  44.00 104.58 162.78 

 Trainer's Report
Ian Mosley (VAN) just has a twisted ankle.
LAF has spent 2 CP to raise their OTF to 3.
Potato Fire (LAF) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Boysen Berry (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Tommy Conway (VAN) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
George Hirst (VAN) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Neil McCann (VAN) did not appear in the match and could not be coached.
Bukayo Saka (VAN) did not appear in the match and could not be coached.
Lewis Ferguson (VAN) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Peter Capaldi (VAN) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Peter Caplidl (VAN) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.