Malcolm MacLaren
Established Season 1 (1998)
15 CP / 23 TP / 1 OTF
Bank: 522 / Morale: 0.31 (0.00)
Division 1: 16th place
Captain: Nowt Matters
Stadium: Love Street
Nickname: The Paisley Buddies
Club Record| | Overall | Div 1 |
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| Wins | 803 | 317 |
| Draws | 333 | 129 |
| Losses | 785 | 320 |
| Pct. | 0.505 | 0.498 |
Previous Coaches| Gareth Cruz (S1-1), (S2-4), Dave Pearce (S3-3), Les Lithgo (S5-31), Mark Boland (S10-14), Robin Dewar (S15-15), Jackie Hanley (S16-19), Andrew Foss-Grant (S32-35), Jim Clarkson (S36-39), Kevin Wallis (S40-42), Matthew White (S43-59), |
Trophy CabinetDivision 1 Winner: 2 (39 40)
Division 2 Winner: 1 (18)
Division 2 Runnerup: 1 (10)
Division 3 Winner: 1 (17)
SESL CUP Runnerup: 1 (23)
| Matches | 18 | | Average Gate | 96.6k | | Bio & Team Updates | 200k | | Gate | 1,739k | |
| Participation Bonus | 95k | | Player of the Season paym | 50k | | Prediction League | 34k | | Trade | 915k |
| | Auction | -2,136k | | CP | -400k | | Resources | -2,500k | | TP | -75k |
| | Starting Balance | 2600k | | Income | 3,033k | | Expenditure | -5,111k |
| | | Matches | 19.9 | | Average Gate | 87.0 | |
| Apprentice | -298k | | Auction | -921k | | Bio & Team Updates | 150k | | Blowout | -13k | | CP | -327k | | Cup Draw Participation | 3k | | Gate | 1,728k | | Home Bonus | -47k | | mid season staff purchase | -128k | | MVP | 32k | | Participation Bonus | 100k | | Physio Boost | -5k | | Player of the Season paym | 42k | | Prediction League | 11k | | Resources | -2,000k | | retire for apprentices | 109k | | SESL Officer Duties | 19k | | Team Sponsor Bid | -37k | | TP | -251k | |
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| Apr 04 26 | 23 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 207 | 182 |
| Apr 04 26 | 23 | Gate | 100 | Match Revenue | 182 | 282 |
| Apr 04 26 | 24 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 282 | 257 |
| Apr 04 26 | 24 | Gate | 79 | Match Revenue | 257 | 336 |
| Apr 06 26 | | Participation Bonus | 20 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Mar 29th | 336 | 356 |
| Apr 06 26 | | Participation Bonus | 10 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Apr 5th | 356 | 366 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | Home Bonus | 0 | Home Bonus | 366 | 366 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 366 | 341 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | Gate | 110 | Match Revenue | 341 | 451 |
| Apr 11 26 | 27 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 451 | 426 |
| Apr 11 26 | 27 | Gate | 96 | Match Revenue | 426 | 522 |
| Feb 01 26 | | Player of the Season paym | 50 | Player of the Season paym through 1st February | 2600 | 2650 |
| Feb 06 26 | | Participation Bonus | 40 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Feb 1st | 2650 | 2690 |
| Feb 09 26 | | Resources | -2500 | Preseason Resources - 45 CPs & 0 TPs. | 2690 | 190 |
| Feb 20 26 | | Trade | 10 | DUM sends 10k to SM for Alan Evans (7/1 DF) | 190 | 200 |
| Feb 20 26 | | Trade | 0 | AI sends Shamal George (1/18 GK) to SM for 5 CP, Nigel Spink (4/25 GK) | 200 | 200 |
| Feb 21 26 | 3 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 200 | 175 |
| Feb 21 26 | 3 | Gate | 123 | Match Revenue | 175 | 298 |
| Feb 21 26 | 4 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 298 | 273 |
| Feb 21 26 | 4 | Gate | 132 | Match Revenue | 273 | 405 |
| Feb 22 26 | | Bio & Team Updates | 200 | Bio & Team Updates through | 405 | 605 |
| Feb 22 26 | | Participation Bonus | 10 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Feb 15 | 605 | 615 |
| Feb 25 26 | 5 | Home Bonus | 0 | Home Bonus | 615 | 615 |
| Feb 25 26 | 5 | Gate | 77 | Match Revenue | 615 | 692 |
| Feb 28 26 | 6 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 692 | 667 |
| Feb 28 26 | 6 | Gate | 111 | Match Revenue | 667 | 778 |
| Feb 28 26 | 7 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 778 | 753 |
| Feb 28 26 | 7 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 753 | 728 |
| Feb 28 26 | 7 | Gate | 113 | Match Revenue | 728 | 841 |
| Mar 04 26 | 8 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 841 | 816 |
| Mar 04 26 | 8 | Gate | 79 | Match Revenue | 816 | 895 |
| Mar 05 26 | | Participation Bonus | 15 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Feb 22nd | 895 | 910 |
| Mar 06 26 | | Trade | 800 | PET sends 800k, Danny Wilson (5/7 DF) to SM for Alan Matters (2/21 DF) | 910 | 1710 |
| Mar 06 26 | | Trade | 105 | SM sends Malachi Boateng (7/4 DM), Alan Wright (5/3 MF), Ollie Watkins (6/5 FW) to BER for 105k | 1710 | 1815 |
| Mar 07 26 | 9 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1815 | 1790 |
| Mar 07 26 | 9 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1790 | 1765 |
| Mar 07 26 | 9 | Gate | 100 | Match Revenue | 1765 | 1865 |
| Mar 07 26 | 10 | Gate | 87 | Match Revenue | 1865 | 1952 |
| Mar 14 26 | 12 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1952 | 1927 |
| Mar 14 26 | 12 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1927 | 1902 |
| Mar 14 26 | 12 | Gate | 97 | Match Revenue | 1902 | 1999 |
| Mar 14 26 | 13 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1999 | 1974 |
| Mar 14 26 | 13 | Gate | 82 | Match Revenue | 1974 | 2056 |
| Mar 21 26 | 15 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 2056 | 2031 |
| Mar 21 26 | 15 | Gate | 87 | Match Revenue | 2031 | 2118 |
| Mar 21 26 | 16 | Gate | 87 | Match Revenue | 2118 | 2205 |
| Mar 22 26 | | Auction | -721 | Auction 3: Acquired 7 CPs | 2205 | 1484 |
| Mar 22 26 | | Prediction League | 34 | Prediction League through round 4, 21st March 2026 | 1484 | 1518 |
| Mar 28 26 | 19 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1518 | 1493 |
| Mar 28 26 | 19 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1493 | 1468 |
| Mar 28 26 | 19 | Gate | 91 | Match Revenue | 1468 | 1559 |
| Mar 28 26 | 20 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 1559 | 1534 |
| Mar 28 26 | 20 | Gate | 88 | Match Revenue | 1534 | 1622 |
| Mar 29 26 | | Auction | -809 | Auction 4: Acquired 0/9 MF | 1622 | 813 |
| Mar 29 26 | | Auction | -606 | Auction 4: Acquired 0/7 FW | 813 | 207 |
| Apr 04 26 | 23 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 207 | 182 |
| Apr 04 26 | 23 | Gate | 100 | Match Revenue | 182 | 282 |
| Apr 04 26 | 24 | CP | -25 | Extra CP Used | 282 | 257 |
| Apr 04 26 | 24 | Gate | 79 | Match Revenue | 257 | 336 |
| Apr 06 26 | | Participation Bonus | 20 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Mar 29th | 336 | 356 |
| Apr 06 26 | | Participation Bonus | 10 | Participation Bonus through Participation Thru Apr 5th | 356 | 366 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | Home Bonus | 0 | Home Bonus | 366 | 366 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 366 | 341 |
| Apr 11 26 | 26 | Gate | 110 | Match Revenue | 341 | 451 |
| Apr 11 26 | 27 | TP | -25 | Extra TP Used | 451 | 426 |
| Apr 11 26 | 27 | Gate | 96 | Match Revenue | 426 | 522 |