 | Roy Rolsten (STI) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Andrew Foss-Grant (MOT) | other: (please specify) | Too much Rum Drunk Manager |
 | Matt Cooper (ALB) | other: (please specify) | Age of squad oldest in Division |
 | Steve Turner (ALO) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Colin Scott (DUM) | other: (please specify) | Big Creasey let his team down with that red card for a start. Need any more? |
 | William Bushby (EDI) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Dave Smyth (HEA) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Tyron Barnard (EST) | other: (please specify) | Its because he drinks the rum alone and doesnt share! |
 | Bill Ramsay (RAN) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Andrew McCumiskey (SRA) | other: (please specify) | Should have gone to Spec savers.... |
 | Mark Creasey (STJ) | Pressure of 4th highest Top 11 ! | Spending plenty resources so could make top 6 still |
 | David Blair (HIB) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Daniel Fitzgerald (ANN) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | nuff said :-) |
 | Les Lithgo (HAM) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | Is robin in charge of this team! |
 | Willy Krosnyak (FOR) | other: (please specify) | I have no idea... |
 | Ricky Hawthorn (STE) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | |
 | Stephen Williams (PET) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | Must be the rum. The squad looks alright, they'll be back up there again before too long this season. |
 | Paul Cockayne (EF) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | Just a hiccup ..... |
 | Rob Lye (ROS) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | + failed to add to DF at start of season |
 | Josh Fitzgerald (INV) | other: (please specify) | Other |
 | Matthew White (SM) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | But I'm sure this will be rectified before too long ;o) |
 | Steve Gregory (COV) | other: (please specify) | Dunno, they still have a better T11 and T17 than me! |
 | Bryce Kalmbach (QP) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | Needs another bottle of Rum i would say |
 | Marc Legowski (CLY) | other: (please specify) | Clyde FC hasn't hit rock bottom yet. |
 | Paul Roseblade (AYR) | Dismal dwindling defenders | |
 | Raymond Cini (PT) | Lack of rum drank by manager. | What else... |