Saint Mirren                              Stranraer
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Shamal George             18 10  n     GK Multon Klayhammer         23 10  n
SW Nowt Matters              22 10  n     DF Dresser Prendel           26 10  n
DF Hans Holston              22 10  n     DF Lian Calftun              26 10  n
DF Alan Matters              21 10  n     DF Jestry Murg               20 10  n
DF He Rick Larson            13 10  n     DF Striller Harp             18 10  n
MF Frank Lampard             25 10  n     MF Ser Richer Shakest        29 10  n
MF Gary Shaw                 23 10  n     MF Jules Everitt             29 10  n
MF Sandy Hartson             23 10  n     MF Trunred Hearttree         25 10  n
MF John Smith                10 10  n     WG Weerie Opollo             27 10  n
FW Cameron Archer            26 10  n     FW Mondo Polestar            30 10  n
FW Gary Linarcer             26 10  n     FW Long Hearthall            20 10  n

Min 0: St. Mirren opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Blues will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 5: Andrew McCumiskey - Stranraer are the greatest!!
Min 8: John Smith(SM) limps off the pitch...
        ...John McGinn (SM) on for John Smith at MF.
Min 9: Haud yer weesht bawbag...Striller Harp (SRA) flicks on into the path of Weerie Opollo...
        ...who spins away like a dancer on Strictly from Alan Matters...
        ...to lob over the advancing Shamal George but wide. A-HA! But that was... liquid football. 
Min 16: St. Mirren break quickly with Sandy Hartson...
        ...he only has Multon Klayhammer to beat...
        ...great save by Multon Klayhammer but the ball falls to Frank Lampard...
        ...who kicks it right back at Multon Klayhammer...
        ...Stranraer were incredibly lucky there. What a stramash as they say in Scotland.
Min 19: Lian Calftun (SRA) and Long Hearthall break for Stranraer...
        ...Long Hearthall looks to have found space into which to recieve Lian Calftun's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Hans Holston (SM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 20: St. Mirren give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Trunred Hearttree (SRA) takes over for Stranraer...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Ser Richer Shakest...
        ...the Englishman evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball right at Shamal George who makes the save!
Min 23: Now the ball comes to Mondo Polestar (SRA)...
        ...Weerie Opollo has space on the left and Mondo Polestar tries to play him in...
        ...only for He Rick Larson (SM) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 30: Great tackle by He Rick Larson (SM)...
        ...to prevent Ser Richer Shakest (SRA) from latching onto Mondo Polestar's pass. 
Min 34: Frank Lampard weaves his way through the Stranraer defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Multon Klayhammer!?
Min 35: With Stranraer so far forward a rare St. Mirren break sees Gary Shaw play a long diagonal pass for Frank Lampard...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 41: Weerie Opollo (SRA) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Mondo Polestar...
        ...Mondo Polestar shoots across Shamal George...GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Andrew McCumiskey's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: SM 0 - SRA 1
Min 41: Jonah Ayunga on for He Rick Larson(DF)...
        ...Jonah Ayunga will play FW.
Min 42: The ball is hooked on towards Jonah Ayunga (SM)...
        ...who takes on Lian Calftun on the edge of the area...
        ...Lian Calftun  gets control to erase the opportunity.


HALFTIME SCORE: St. Mirren 0 - Stranraer 1

Min 46: Lian Calftun makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Gary Shaw (SM)...
        ...and Sandy Hartson collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the Bolivian smashes the ball past Multon Klayhammer...
        ...and well over the bar.
Min 47: Mondo Polestar (SRA) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Shamal George...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 0 - SRA 2
Min 56: Cameron Archer (SM) finds Jonah Ayunga steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Striller Harp (SRA) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 58: Lian Calftun (SRA) booked for what looked like an unintentional trip...
        ...he is rolling about and making a meal of this...
        ...the strict Ref holds aloft a Yellow Card.
Min 74: Weerie Opollo (SRA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Alan Matters (SM) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 75: Lian Calftun hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Cameron Archer (SM) latches on...
        ...he has the easiest of tap-ins GOAL!...
        ...St. Mirren pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: SM 1 - SRA 2
Min 83: Stranraer's on the attack after Ser Richer Shakest robs Alan Matters...
        ...and he rolls a low cross to Trunred Hearttree...
        ...and Trunred Hearttree sidefoots low into the net GOAL!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 1 - SRA 3
Min 84: Weerie Opollo (SRA) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the St. Mirren defense to Long Hearthall...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Shamal George rushes off his line and Long Hearthall slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Shamal George!
Min 87: Gary Shaw is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Multon Klayhammer.
Min 89: The ball comes in to the area from Weerie Opollo...
        ...he rattles it off Shamal George...
        ...Mondo Polestar (SRA) pauses and shoots but Shamal George recovers and the big eejit makes the save.


FINAL SCORE: St. Mirren 1 - Stranraer 3


Man Of The Match: Mondo Polestar (SRA)

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Shamal George             18 18 18  8  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW Nowt Matters              22 22 22 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hans Holston              22 22 22 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF He Rick Larson            13 13 13 10  7  n  0  0  0  0 41  6
DF Alan Matters              21 21 21 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Sandy Hartson             23 23 23 20  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Gary Shaw                 23 23 23 20  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Frank Lampard             25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF John Smith                10 10 10  9  1  n  0  0  0  0  8  6
MF John McGinn               16 16 16 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 82  6
FW Gary Linarcer             26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Cameron Archer            26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Jonah Ayunga              19 19 19 19  6  n  0  0  0  0 49  6

Stranraer
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Multon Klayhammer         23 23 23 10  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
DF Striller Harp             18 18 18 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Jestry Murg               20 20 20 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Dresser Prendel           26 26 26 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Lian Calftun              26 26 26 20  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ser Richer Shakest        29 29 29 29  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jules Everitt             29 29 29 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Trunred Hearttree         25 25 25 25  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
WG Weerie Opollo             27 27 27 24  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Long Hearthall            20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Mondo Polestar            30 30 30 30  4  n  0  0  2  3 90  7

Statistics        SM SRA
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Halftime           0   1
Fulltime           1   3
Shots On Target    4   6
Shots              5   7
Saves              3   3
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      78  77
Revenue          123 123

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   SM  N  50.00 134.97 143.22 
  1  SRA  N  54.00 138.08 174.63 
  8   SM  N  50.00 137.97 147.72 
 42   SM  N  43.50 124.47 162.72 

 Trainer's Report
John Smith (SM) just has a twisted ankle.
Gary Linarcer  (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Frank Lampard (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Shamal George (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Multon Klayhammer (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Lian Calftun (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Mondo Polestar (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Weerie Opollo (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Striller Harp (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Jestry Murg (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Long Hearthall (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.