Stenhousemuir                             Hearts
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GK Norway                    32  4  n     GK Alan Rough                20  9  n
SW Big Lad                   14 10  n     SW Craig Halkett             20  8  n
DF Ireland                   21  4  n     DF Danny Wilson              18 10  n
DF Elm                       19  4  n     DF Frankie Kent               9 10  n
DF Paolo Maldini             13  8  n     DF Tony Bloom                 8 10  n
MF Jon                       32  4  n     MF Jamal Musiala             29  6  n
MF Wire                      19  4  n     MF Gordon Ramsay             14 10  n
MF Average Joe               16 10  n     MF Jorge Grant               12 10  n
MF Angels share              13  8  n     WG Barrie McKay              27  6  n
FW Cameroon                  31  4  n     FW Lawrence Shankland        28  6  n
FW Brazil                    23  8  n     FW John Robertson            21 10  n

Min 0: Stenhousemuir opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Jam Tarts will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is James White (HOMER/FAIR).
Min 1: The Jam Tarts sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Brazil's (STE) ball into the box is cut out by Danny Wilson (HEA).
Min 2: Cameroon (STE) bends his shot past Alan Rough and inside the post....
        ...Excellent goal! ...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Stenny...
        ...score now: STE 1 - HEA 0
Min 6: Jorge Grant (HEA) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Norway...
        ...and just over the bar.
Min 10: The Jam Tarts sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Jon's (STE) ball into the box is cut out by Danny Wilson (HEA).
Min 12: John Robertson finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Norway palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Jamal Musiala who heads the ball...
        ...but Elm (STE) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 15: Wire finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Alan Rough palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Angels share who heads the ball...
        ...but Danny Wilson (HEA) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 15: Jamal Musiala (HEA) hooks the ball away from Ireland...
        ...and Lawrence Shankland  dives in...
        ...and heads down but Norway was there for the save!
Min 16: The ball is hooked on towards Angels share (STE)...
        ...who takes on Danny Wilson on the edge of the area...
        ...Danny Wilson  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 17: Jorge Grant (HEA) passes a great ball to John Robertson...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Stenny keeper Norway...
        ...and who else but Jorge Grant is there to slot it in...
        ...somehow he shoots wide!!
Min 18: Cameroon (STE) passes a great ball to Jon...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Jam Tarts keeper Alan Rough...
        ...and who else but Cameroon is there to slot it in...
        ...Manager moaning to ref but all too easy...
        ...Stenhousemuir are looking strong now...
        ...score now: STE 2 - HEA 0
Min 20: Angels share (STE) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Danny Wilson (HEA) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 21: Jon (STE) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Cameroon...
        ...Cameroon shoots across Alan Rough...GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Stenhousemuir; Coach Dave Smyth is furious...
        ...score now: STE 3 - HEA 0
Min 24: Frankie Kent makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Cameroon (STE)...
        ...and Brazil collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the American smashes the ball past Alan Rough...
        ...and into the billowing net. GOAL!...
        ...Dave Smyth suggests to Alan Rough that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: STE 4 - HEA 0
Min 35: The ball is hooked on towards Jorge Grant (HEA)...
        ...who takes on Paolo Maldini on the edge of the area...
        ...Paolo Maldini  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 36: Average Joe (STE) leaves half the Heart of Midlothian side in his wake...
        ...as he takes the ball from the half-way line...
        ...surges past Danny Wilson...
        ...but Alan Rough is there to stop his weak shot.
Min 45: The Wall on for Ireland(DF)...
        ...The Wall will play DF.
Min 45: Eavis on for Wire(MF)...
        ...Eavis will play MF.
Min 45: Render on for Cameroon(FW)...
        ...Render will play FW.
Min 45: Blair Spittal on for Barrie McKay(WG)...
        ...Blair Spittal will play FW.
Min 45: STE now playing Opportunistic


HALFTIME SCORE: Stenhousemuir 4 - Heart of Midlothian 0

Min 60: The ball is hooked on towards Blair Spittal (HEA)...
        ...who takes on Elm on the edge of the area...
        ...Elm  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 64: Brilliant play by Render (STE) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Jon...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Alan Rough.
Min 77: Render (STE) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Eavis with a half volley in the penalty area...
        ... finished just like Torres at his peak...
        ...GOAL!!!...
        ...yet another one for Stenhousemuir; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: STE 5 - HEA 0


FINAL SCORE: Stenhousemuir 5 - Heart of Midlothian 0


Man Of The Match: Cameroon (STE)

Stenhousemuir
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Norway                    32 32 32 14 -2  n  0  1  0  0 90  7
SW Big Lad                   14 14 14  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Paolo Maldini             13 13 13 10  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Elm                       19 19 19 15 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Ireland                   21 21 21 16  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF The Wall                  24 24 24 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Average Joe               16 16 16 14  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jon                       32 32 32 28 -2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Wire                      19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Angels share              13 13 13 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Eavis                     20 20 20 18 -1  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Brazil                    23 23 23 23  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Cameroon                  31 31 31 31  1  n  0  0  3  3 45  7
FW Render                    22 22 22 22  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Hearts
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Alan Rough                20 20 20  9  3  n  0  2  0  0 90  5
SW Craig Halkett             20 20 20 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Frankie Kent               9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Tony Bloom                 8  8  8  6  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Danny Wilson              18 18 18 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jorge Grant               12 12 12 12  4  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Jamal Musiala             29 29 29 26  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gordon Ramsay             14 14 14 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Barrie McKay              27 27 27 24  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW John Robertson            21 21 21 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Lawrence Shankland        28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Blair Spittal             29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       STE HEA
------------------------
Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    7   1
Shots              7   3
Saves              1   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      66  53
Revenue          102 102

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  STE  N  40.50 138.04 158.29 
  1  HEA  N  37.50  89.50 143.80 
 46  STE  O  38.50 163.29 131.04 
 46  HEA  N  37.50  89.50 135.00 

 Trainer's Report
STE paid 40k for a Home Bonus of 25.
Brazil (STE) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Norway (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Cameroon (STE) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Jon (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Render (STE) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
The Wall (STE) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Cammie Devlin (HEA) did not appear in the match and could not be coached.
Blair Spittal (HEA) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Alan Rough (HEA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.